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Welcome to my quickie review of 2005's Santa's Slay starring a real Santa with muscle WCW Icon Bill Goldberg.

Enjoy this little shocking filler that'll scare the Dickens into you and spread some festive fear.

Hello ho ho and welcome to my concluding look at Festive Family Funnies and my look at National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

Note: This is the only one of these Vacation movies that doesn't have the song Holiday Road by Lindsey Buckingham. I forgot to say that in the podcast.

Anyway pour some eggnog into your Walley World glass and have a Ha Ha Happy Christmas.

Hello and welcome to part 3 of Festive Family Funnies and my look at 1998's Jack Frost no sadly not the one about the killer snowman but the kiddie friendly one starring Michael Keaton.

Is this a good movie or does this have a snowballs chance in Hell of getting a high rank? Find out.

Hello and welcome to part 2 of Festive Family Favourites and my look at Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

If out if this is it's own movie or just a cheap copy of the original cult classic?

So pour some eggnog and take a drink everytime I say "just like in the original"

Enjoy

Hello and welcome to Festive Funnies a month long special looking at Festive Family Films, such as Home Alone, Christmas Vacation and Jack Frost.

First up is my look at 1990s Home Alone starring the wonder kid actor himself Macaulay Culkin.

So sit back and enjoy with a nice warm mug of coco as I go over why Kevin McCallister is a sociopath.

Enjoy and Happy Holidays.

Hello and welcome to the finale of Nintend'ohvemeber my look at bad video game movies.

My look at both Tomb Raider movies from the 00s starring Angelia Jolie.

Find out of these movies are worth raiding or not?

Enjoy

Hello and welcome to part three of Nintend'ohvember my look at bad video game movies.

This week is both Mortal Kombat movies from the 90s.

So "Get over here!" and "Finish This!"

However can these movies have a flawless victory?

Find out here.

Hello and welcome to part 2 of Nintend'ohvember and my look at 1994's Street Fighter.

The mid 90s Van Damm vehicle and second ever videogame movie.

Also starring pop princess and icon Kylie Minogue.

Is this as bad as everyone thinks? Find out here.

Enjoy

Hello and welcome to Nintend'ohvember. My look at bad video game movies.

Starting with Super Mario Bros. Does this movie drive me round the u bend? Find out here. Or is it game over???

Insert coins and press start

Good evening/morning/afternoon boils and ghouls and Happy Halloween.

Hello and welcome to my Halloween special and my look at 2007s Trick R Treat.

Enjoy and don't break the rules of Hallowe'en or you'll face Sam's wrath!

Pleasant screams