Here's Johnny's Reviews

My review of the Friday the 13th franchise but focusing on the 2009 remake.

Hello and welcome to the first in what I'm calling May Day Movies, movies that killed their franchise.

This is it the movie I've waited all year to do.

Rob Zombie's trash feast that is H2.

This is a new microphone I recorded this on so if I sound drunk it's the mic not me, honest.

Anyway enjoy my no holds barred review of this franchise killer.

This is my honest first reaction unscripted thoughts on Captain America: Civil War. Enjoy oh and please forgive some of the bad audio.

This is the movie that breaks me folks, please enjoy my ranty review thanks.

My full review of the 80s cult classic which should've been called April Fools Day but was renamed Slaughter High.

Here's my full first impressions review of the 2008 remake of April Fools Day as part of April Fools.

My review of the 80s cult classic April Fools Day as part of April Fools where I look at such classic movies as April Fools Day, Slaughter High and Return to Horror High.

My short review of Batman vs Superman: Dawn of justice.

In which Wonder Woman steals the show.

Does Affleck rule as Batman or is it as the fanboys thought and he was shit? Find out here.

My review of the Ghoulies franchise with all three of these classic 80s and 90s horrors.

My review of the 90s classic starring Jennifer Aniston and Warwick Davis. Give it a listen before your luck runs out.