Here's What I Want

Major chord that will not be diminished Jack Martin tells us what he wants in a pop song. Hop y’all love a good bop because this track is catchy. Since everyone on this episode is at minimum a WORLD CLASS MUSICIAN you can bet we get right to heart of what makes a pop song so sugar sweet. You can also bet that Chad really flexes his gay rights on this one, Leslie reveals her synesthesia, and Tyler makes everything a musical. And also we recorded a song together and put it at the end, shhhhhh!

Guest: Jack MartinHosts: Chad Parsons, Leslie Brooks, Tyler QuinnWeather: Chad is wearing more women’s coats than not

Jean genie and multi-disciplinary decorator Matt Lask tells us what he wants on set. He puts behind the scenes under the lights, on your mind, and in your ears. Chad is excited to meet someone who knows actual Teamsters, a group of people he’s always wondered about but never been certain of their actual existence. Tyler is a pro on set from his days as an extra, while Leslie wonders if she can stop by for dinner. The answer, Leslie, is that you’re ALWAYS welcome to stop by for dinner.

Also we’re in quarantine and love all of you so much.

Guest: Matt LaskHosts: Chad Parsons, Leslie Brooks, Tyler QuinnWeather: Sun can’t last

Jean genie and multi-disciplinary decorator Matt Lask tells us what he wants on set. He gives the skinny on what’s making him heavy, who has the most stress, and what department each co-host would represent on set. Tyler is a set pro from his many years as a leading man and Leslie picks up some lingo. Chad is excited to meet someone who knows Teamsters.

Guest: Matt LaskHosts: Chad Parsons, Leslie Brooks, Tyler QuinnWeather: Sun won’t last

Purveyor of content Liz Hull tells us what she wants in a CW Teen Drama. The best thing about it? No guilt here! Give us the trash! Chad learns a bit more about what makes a strong eyebrow, Tyler nearly dated someone who dated someone who was nearly famous, and Leslie makes the best pitch for a new TV show anyone in the writer’s room has ever heard. Also we’re all in our 30’s playing high schoolers, just as it should be.

Guest: Liz HullHosts: Chad Parsons, Leslie Brooks, Tyler QuinnWeather: Flowers are getting tricked into blooming

Local father Michael Fetters takes a seat in the Content Basement to tell us what he wants in Shoes. Thanks are to our natural philosophical musing, which is just something we do, is just how we are, we learn way more than feet are wrapped up in your shoes. But we also learn that, at least if you’re a Fetters, way fewer of your toenails are wrapped up in your shoes than other people might guess. It’s all over the map tonight.

Guest: Michael Fetters

Hosts: Chad Parsons, Leslie Brooks, Tyler Quinn

Weather: Specific enough temperature that Michael and Ben dressed identically

Often recognized as the guy who recently deadlifted more than 200 lbs., local podcast host Chad Parsons tells us what he wants in a town he’s passing through. The gang goes guest-free to prove to everyone (Editor’s note: likely less than 20 people) that they can still make the magic on their own. We start breezy but be warned! Things get introspective! But still funny and light and all those things we all like.

Guest: Who needs ’emHosts: Chad Parsons, Leslie Brooks, Tyler QuinnWeather: Everyone wore a blanket

Local treasure and premium grade standup comedian Jake Silberman tells us what he wants in a pickup basketball game. Even with very little firsthand knowledge, the hosts bring their A-game to this one since it’s the very first episode in front of an audience (thanks to the Pacific Crest Comedy Festival!). We’re going beneath the surface, above the rim, out of bounds, and in the zone to bring you heart-stopping buzzer beater from half court. Might also just talk about skee ball some, no biggie.

Guest: Jake SilbermanHosts: Chad Parsons, Leslie Brooks, Tyler QuinnWeather: Got a heavy jacket but like a t-shirt underneath type thing

Bringing curves, curls, and curation to the episode, Allie Delaney tells us what she wants in a Spa Day. Needless to say we were talking hot American bodies in this episode and right around two people present were comfortable with theirs. We get into the benefits of hippie over bougie, the absolute essentialness of the cold plunge, and also Chad saw Tyler’s butt at the gym. Could there possible be more red meat in one episode???

Guest: Allie Delaney

Hosts: Chad Parsons, Leslie Brooks, Tyler Quinn

Weather: Still seeing flowers in November

100% likable person David Calkins shows the world how this format is done when he tells us what he wants in a nap. Like a Clydesdale or greyhound, he’s comin’ out the gates HARD. David finds a like mind in Leslie (she’s back!), but Chad is forced to bust out his “You Gotta Be Kidding Me” card. With this much incredible debate, the episode might leave you needing a….. oh what’s it called… rats.

Guest: David CalkinsHosts: Chad Parsons, Leslie Brooks, Tyler QuinnWeather: That’s not linen those are just my legs

Laura Sams tells us what she wants in a hotel room. There are many of us here on the podcast who, uh… travel for work… or choir… so there’s a lot of ground to cover in a very small space. Leslie is the hotel queen but Tyler has also been to Japan (has that been mentioned?). Regardless of most experienced, we all know a hotel is about way more than just staying the night. There’s a feeling, an experience, and maybe even something wedged between the mattress if you wanna stick your mitts in there!

Guest: Laura SamsHosts: Chad Parsons, Leslie Brooks, Tyler QuinnWeather: I’ve not been outside in years