This week I talk about the Atlantis Mediterranean cruise that I just went on, canker sores, Ibiza, straight clubs, and giving my brother gay advice.

This week I talk about getting flat tires, how I like and also don't like to take Ubers and Lyfts, being horrible with deciphering accents, the incredible awkwardness of responding to someone who isn't talking to you, how jam packed airports lounges have become, and my HGTV obsession.

This week I talk about not taking your own advice that you've spread far and wide, not loitering in the bathroom, my dedication to charging all my electronics, shamelessly using iPads as babysitters, and going through the US citizenship interviews.

This week I talk about the hurriquake in SoCal, quitting a gym day early, how much I say "like", studying US history, my guns permit, and getting screened at the airport.

This week I talk about my trip to Chicago Market Days, hemorrhoids, avoiding conversation with strangers, crying on an airplane watching The Notebook, and cramming for a very important test.

This week I talk about what makes Chicago Market Days unique, how to prepare yourself for going to the airport, pants that are too big, my niece lying like no one's business, and oh, did you know that Diet Coke isn't good for you?

This week I talk about whether you really truly need to bring your dog to the gym, that one time I got catfished on Grindr in Singapore, my anxiety when networking by strangers, and my top tip for gay cruises

This week I talk about the broken AC at my gym, my journey with acne and botox, Mom being Mom, the awesomeness of Bagel Bites, I read my niece and nephew, and you know what, I'm not ready for the 9-5...

This week I talk about comment sections on the Internet, why I look inadvertently unapproachable at the gym, and how I think I'm ready for the 9-to-5 again.

This week I talk about musical instruments being too loud, the interesting mixture of my guilt and laziness, and the new Threads app.