Nadia and Tony watch the longest, dumbest, whitest romcom of 2009, and read the stupid dating advice book that it was based on. When Tony refers to Ginnifer Goodwin as "the second hottest wife on Big Love", he means "after Chloe Sevigny". Nadia shares actually good dating advice. Our theme music is “The Beauty of Breathing” by Jeff Rosenstock, distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 license, and available at quoteunquoterecords.com. Today’s outro music is Maroon 5’s “Sunday Morning” as covered by Xena Aquila.