In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about:

• 🤠 Rally recaps the Dallas Rally weekend

• 🎂 “Cake without icing” — what that means this week

• ✈️ Why fans travel to away games & cross stadiums off their list

• 🏛️ Mayor Bowser spotted in Dallas for the game

• 🏟️ Comparing the NFL’s newest stadiums to the oldest

• 💬 Defending Jayden after fans criticized him for texting his mom

• 🚫 When fans cross the line

• 🎭 Fake fans & turning on Terry

• 🏥 Injury list keeps growing

• 💸 Fans caring more about bets & fantasy than the team

• 😨 Reaction when Jayden went down

• ⏱️ Cowboys’ TD with :45 left — who’s to blame?

• 🗣️ DQ says injuries aren’t the reason for the loss

• 💥 Lattimore trade officially a bust — bench or cut?

• 🎧 Should DQ take over play calling?

• 🤦‍♂️ Commanders can’t get out of their own way

• 📊 Cowboys vs. Commanders fan split at AT&T Stadium

• 🔥 Should (and will) Joe Witt be fired?

• 🌟 One positive takeaway from the Cowboys game