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HAPPY HALLOWEEN HOES!!!! So fun fact about this episode…..we had to do it twice lmao. We recorded it the first time and it was complete silence. So it’s a little shorter because we had to do it AGAIN. Alma is a little extra loopy and Kiara is having a mental breakdown. So uh, grab your favorite *spooky* drink, get comfortable, and enjoy?

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Bonjour Witches and Bitches!

This week is a bit of a shorter episode because it was recorded in August (Don't @ me we know how I roll atp) right after Alma and I went to the REN FAIREEE. So we have a bit of heatstroke and are a bit delulu in this eppy. It's a bit of a more casual episode because of that, although i did not know that was even possibleee. We discuss self care and Kiara reviews the (no longer) "new" Odyssey movie and her DNA results. So sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy hoes!!!

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Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! SOBER EDITION PART 2 BAYBEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, this episode was recorded on the summer solstice, yay! We discuss the yearly deipnon, Alma's test out of first circle, and the new book we started for the pod's book club! It's called Paganism: an Introduction to Earth Centered Religions by River and Joyce Higginbotham. So sit down, grab your favorite mocktail, and enjoy!

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HH: sorry we’re late, major life events happened.

Surprise! This week we are in my kitchen instead of my office! This week it is the new moon, and Alma leads us through calling a circle and creating a ritual. For this ritual we made anointing oils! Kiara makes one for Aphrodite and Alma makes one for her ancestors. We have officially finished the Liber Kthonia, because the last chapter is a list of associations. So grab your favorite ~experimental drink~ and enjoy! Follow along if you can ;)

Cards pulled: Persephone and Heracles (Reversed)

Binder from Finun on Etsy

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Hello and welcome back to Hexes and Hoes! This was recorded on Friday the 13th, and is actually our 13 EPISODEEE!!!! So, Kiara and Alma discuss superstitious numbers, lucky and unlucky. Shout out to Kiara for not remembering her laptop cord, and only had half battery to work with. Did that stop these two from going on tangents? NOPE. Not even a little. They tried. Halfheartedly. Not really. They also dive into their religious trauma a little bit because Christians are some of the most superstitious people out there, and that is a hill I will die on. BTW: We recorded this before Secret Lives of Mormon Wives imploded. Please don't judge. Or do. But keep it to yourself. Anyway, sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy!

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HH: this was supposed to come out in February. Oops.

FUCK ICE AND FUCK THE MANGO MUSSOLINI IN OFFICE.

We have a guest speaker this week! Meet Dani! (Who may or may not become a regular 👀) Since it’s a guest speaker this week, it’s somehow a bit more casual conversation than usual? There is no specific topic like we usually do. We did try a new cocktail/mocktail this week, strawberry spritzers! We talk about our experience growing up in Christian households, pagan holidays, and much more! You also get to hear us sing for the first time (I think). So sit down, grab a ~new drink~ and enjoy!

Book series mentioned:

Dragons Among Us

Card pulled: 2 of cups

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HH: So this was supposed to come out on New years…. I’m so sorry. Also, we want to know! Is there anything you want from us regarding this podcast? What do you not want? 

This week, our two favorite chaotic witches try a new tequila and Kiara is a WINE GIRLY??? What fresh hell of a reality is this? Idk. We establish that Alma is an emotional cup holder and Kiara needs to be more of a Passenger princess. After 5 minutes of tangents, Alma and Kiara….go on more tangents. They’re podcast related tangents tho. Somewhat. ANYWAY. This podcast is OFFICIALLY ONE YEAR OLD WTH. For this episode (that’s a month late) we do a spread for the year as well as discuss Yule practices that we (mostly Alma) participated in. Sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy!

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Hello and welcome to the TENTH episode of Hexes and Hoes!

Some Haunted Housekeeping:

100 DOWNLOADS?? Holy shit??? Thank you so much from the bottom of our hearts. We love y’all 🖤

We will go back to the Liber Kthonia I SWEAR. It will just be waiting til January.

This week, to celebrate our tenth episode and ONE HUNDRED DOWNLOADS(!!?!), we are playing a little drinking game!! We are pulling cards from a tarot deck, and if we pull a Major Arcana card, we take a (half)shot (for the sake of our livers). If we pull a Minor Arcana card, we answer a witchy “would you rather” question. So grab your favorite drink (and your favorite shot glass), and play along! Enjoyyyy!

*we did not pull a divination card the eppy bc we pulled like 8 cards, just pick whichever one resonates the most with you bb 🖤

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HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING HALLOWEEN WITCHESSS. I’m more excited for this than my own birthday at this point. We have two VERY SPECIAL guests this episode! Kiara’s Boyfriend Nick and Alma’s husband Kit join us this week! Yay! 👹 GET EXCITED 👹 For this extra special spooky episode Alma and I yap about 4 different sleepover games (aka summoning demons) to Nick and Kit, who sit in horrified silence. We talk about the Elevator Game, Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board, the Midnight Man, and the Three Kings game. Listen if you dare…

Card pulled: 5 of Wands 

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Hello and WELCOME TO SPOOKY SEASON!!! This week we have a couple surprises in store, mostly bc we are spooky bitches at heart and we just HAVE to do something special for Halloween (we’re witches, what else did you expect?). Somehow, even tho we aren’t actually drinking during this episode, we’re still off our rocker, I’m pretty sure it’s just our default state at this point. So sit back, grab your favorite spooky drink, and enjoy!

Card pulled: home

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