Oh, boy. It's time to talk about our biggest pain in the ass and punching bag (and that's not just because he's the size of a boulder), William Pattison.

William wrote the Camp Crystal Lake novels in the early 90s under the pen name of Eric Morse. They have cult status in the horror community for keeping Jason Voorhees around for a while. Since then, William has still been trying to live off their notoriety. Yet under his real name, William has his own notoriety and for many negative reasons. In this episode, we discuss our sad and disturbing history with William: threats, lies, and anything else they can remember.

Like William when he eats a cheeseburger, there's a lot to pack in here and it's more than just their history with him. Did William really have a relationship with actress Kathleen Wilhoite or was it a fantasy? How did William supposedly save Guadeloupe Gonzalez from an abusive lover? How many imaginary people did he claim to confront?

Join us for this Extra Value Meal sized episode of the Jayvtvuncut Uncut Podcast Version 2.0 because like Willy's weight, there's a ton to discuss!