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Oh, boy. It's time to talk about our biggest pain in the ass and punching bag (and that's not just because he's the size of a boulder), William Pattison.
William wrote the Camp Crystal Lake novels in the early 90s under the pen name of Eric Morse. They have cult status in the horror community for keeping Jason Voorhees around for a while. Since then, William has still been trying to live off their notoriety. Yet under his real name, William has his own notoriety and for many negative reasons. In this episode, we discuss our sad and disturbing history with William: threats, lies, and anything else they can remember.
Like William when he eats a cheeseburger, there's a lot to pack in here and it's more than just their history with him. Did William really have a relationship with actress Kathleen Wilhoite or was it a fantasy? How did William supposedly save Guadeloupe Gonzalez from an abusive lover? How many imaginary people did he claim to confront?
Join us for this Extra Value Meal sized episode of the Jayvtvuncut Uncut Podcast Version 2.0 because like Willy's weight, there's a ton to discuss!
It's been over 365 days since the last time we got together. Most thought the podcast was dead and buried. But just like a bad STD, you can't get rid of us. Find out what's been going on with both of us after all this time, just make sure to bring some ear muffs for any kids in the area because there's a lot to say and we're sure the language will be "colorful."
The boys are back for the first time since January and are definitely making up for lost time. They start out discussing their favorite waste of space known as William Pattison and eventually get to Jay's least favorite subject and a favorite one of Eric's: deathmatch wrestling. Eric is happy and Jay is disgusted with the results. So disgusted in fact that Jay is actually rendered speechless. The episode then takes a weird left turn (even for them) as they end the episode talking about how racist and sexual Disney really WAS back in the day.
It's been a while since the boys had an episode. Eric has decided to give an update on why, without Jay's knowledge. Lots of things happening, but don't worry. Like herpes, you can't get rid of them.
BONUS EPISODE #5
**Originally uploaded on August 30, 2024**
Jay had a hell of a time trying to get a livestream started on his channel. After nearly 90 mins of bullshit, they got together on Eric's. Here's the results. Trust us, it's not worth it.
BONUS EPISODE # 4
**Originally uploaded on May 3, 2024**
Jay and Eric reunite to discuss Jay's shock and disgust from being forced to watch a deathmatch wrestling documentary that Eric has sent him during his last YouTube livestream.
BONUS EPISODE #3
**Originally uploaded on April 29, 2024**
Jay and "unofficial" JayvTVuncut Podcast mascot Stevie unbox a mystery DVD sent to them from Eric. Much to Jay's dismay and to Stevie's delight, it's a documentary on deathmatch wrestling.
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