After the most all-over-the-place intro of all time, Kristen and Lume get to the business of discussing Kristen’s 1st vacation since the COVID outbreak: sunny San Diego. How did she handle her “I refuse to check a bag” dilemma? How did she solve the dreaded A1 outfit versus horror porta potty scenario? How was the absolute glory that was the PGA US Open at Torrey Pines? Later, is somebody sleazy if they attempt to hide their name at a get together? Did Kristen flirt with this random guy on her flight back? (You be the judge...) Of course she also had to gush on her visit to Disneyland and specifically Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge. Will Kristen's next vacation involve ANY legitimate podcast research? Lume recounts his weekend of he and a member of the studio audience making an impromptu visit to a bar they were not expecting. Finally, they revisit Kristen's ideal roster size and she puts on wax what she is looking for in a man this summer. A little PSA as we are getting deep into #shotgirlsummer.

QQH (41:05): After a little reminiscing on the origins of the podcast, Kristen gives a viewing recommendation even she isn't proud of, called The Investigation (skip ahead from 47:00 to avoid spoilers). Lume then discusses the savageness that has been Scottie Pippen's recent "Digits" bourbon press circuit, which of course leads to Malik Beasly/Larsa Pippin talk. Lume re-lives a traumatic game of beer darts. Kristen puts Lume onto the newest Nelly/FGL song. Show closes with a shoutout to MegaBabe.