In honor of the 4th of July, this week the Bernie bros are talking about movies again and they're in another dimension where things are better. We talked about the true story of Jack Black being a cosmetizationist and Shirley MacLaine being an old lady whom he murdered. We also talk about Richard Linklater and say the names of at least three other movies he's made! Also Logan had a problem at a pizza place or something. So... um... you wanna listen to it? Or...? I mean you don't have to decide now or anything. I understand if you're busy. 

ZOOM! What was that?! The sound of us doing movies?! Yes, but Zoom is also the name of one of those movies. And this is that episode where we talked about that. And that's the description of this episode. See ya there!

We're back with more Gabbin Bout Guardians, but this time with more people! We like to keep the date we actually record each episode a closely guarded secret, but eagle-eared sleuths may notice a few helpful clues in the form of live Super Bowl updates. So join us for another amazing episode of talking!

Editor's note: I got sick of editing, so just don't listen to the last 20 minutes or so

News you can lose. Happy holidays!

This week on Heathers, the three Heathers escort you through an auditory exploration of Heathers, the classic film about teenage suicide and how you should don't do it. Later, Heather talks about what she's seen lately, Heather keeps interrupting, and Heather aint having it! If you can't stand the Heather, get out of the Heather kitchen, but if you're ready to Heather with the Heather Heathers, then come along, Heaths and Heathers, for all the Heather you can Heather a Heather at!

Episode notes: Friday the 13th is a video game, not a board game

Oh man, we watched The Bad Batch! Then we recorded ourselves talking about it twenty years ago! What did we think of the movie?? I don't remember! So you better play this episode to find out! If you like your podcasts puzzlingly long, then this ep is for you! Or if you're the sort who prefer shorter podcast episodes, then just listen to half of it! But don't worry, because you have to listen either way!

We talked about The Place Beyond the Pines, so you know it's gonna be whatever! This week, Derek Cianfrance did a movie about Ryan's pines and how he did a good robbing and he even put some acts in it in this one now too! Once he finishes that, then you know it's time for some jerks to talk about it and oh boy howdy did we! Plus Dylan says Mario and it's a theme song! And plus it's also a race against time before Publix closes or Logan will starve! Matt's there, too! And he's gonna say Darkwing Duck, so you know 90's kids are gonna remember! Plus all this plus more! Click this ad!

Are you into Osgood Perkins films? And the music of his brother Elvis? And Ruth Wilson and Lucy Boynton and Bob Balaban and backwards heads and mold and hospice care??? You sound like kind of a weird person!! Maybe you'll like this podcast, then. We get confused about if Kate Mara and Rooney Mara are two people or one people, buzz market Publix, then Logan pretends that he watched a French cartoon to make us think he's fancy, and we get another piece to the puzzle of figuring out Dylan's home address! All this, plus I'm pretty sure I think we even remembered to talk about I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House!!! Pretty sure!

To maximize the spookiness of the Halloween episode this year, we're posting it at THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT ON HALLOWEEN!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!! We talked about Halloween cause it's a movie, so it fits the criteria necessary for something to be talked about by us. But be forewarned, dear listener, if you don't want to LOSE YOUR MIND, then don't stick around after the show for Fried Chicken Encounters, the show where Dylan goes to a bunch of drive thrus.

In this colossal episode of the colossal podcast, colossal is a word we say a few times as we talk about Nacho Vigalondo's colossal film, Colossal! Anne Hathaway! Jason Sudeikis! Gamer gate! Spoilers! All this plus Kevin's back plus we forget to end the show!! Check it out!!!