People Places Things? More like Actors Locations Props! Am I right? Cause it's a movie? Anyways, we talked about that movie a little. We maybe talked about the "whatever" part a little more, sure, but we talked, alright?! Aint that enough?! Matt doesn't understand Logan and Logan pisses Matt off with his hate speech. I don't remember what Logan said that was so offensive, but judging by Matt's reactions, it must have been pretty bad. They both come up with brilliant movie ideas that you'd have to be insane not to rip off, and Matt picks a reeeal stupid movie pick for next week. So tune it in, turn it off, and hug it out. HLTATMOW!!!!!

First episode of 2016! We're back to discuss the last pick of 2015, the 1995 Jimmy Jarmusch Joint Dead Man! We finally figure out what the December theme was now that it's late January, and we're not gonna do themes anymore I hope! We don't mention the Neil Young score at all, forcing me to mention it here, Logan tries to start the hashtag #threebearsdeep, Matt's on brain pills, and Jamie tries to sexualize everything that comes out of our mouths!! So whip out your devices and put us inside you!!!! Let's see Jamie try and make something filthy out of that.

The HLTATMOW Holiday Special!!! Getting everyone together to talk about movies can be tough this time of year, so in lieu of our typical movie discussion, we'd like to offer you this gift, The Secret Origin of HLTATMOW: The incredible but true story of how Hey Let's Talk About That Movie or Whatever came to be. Happy times forever!

Don't you know that I love it so to be the American Astronaut! We don't describe this movie as thoroughly as we could have, because it's too good and we all think you should watch it. We keep talking about Project Greenlight like we always do, we think of a bunch of other podcast ideas that you should steal from us, and Dylan says beta cuck a whole lot. Stick around after the movie stuff, cause Dylan takes a shower and we make a real thing of it. Watch The American Astronaut!

While cowards review challenging films in vague terms, we here at whatever this podcast is called take you through the things we did or didn't understand about this film, because that's what you deserve! Hand me that thing. This film is very long and gross and the plot is not conveyed to you for reasons. So Matt explains what actually happened in the movie while everybody makes noises like they're surprised that anything happened in the movie. Put that down. I think Matt's obsessed with it. We tell you whether or not we recommend listening to this episode, and Editor TJ cuts in at one point. Has anybody seen the redheaded butcher? Get out. Is Indecipherable December going to be a thing now? I sure hope not. The port is closed.

What happens when your girlfriend dies before you can break up with her, but after you make a promise in front of a magical devil genie bobble head toy? A weird movie I guess! We discussed Burying the Ex and what that is and what it's about. We talk a bit about Jessica Jones, Kevin pitches new Hutts, Logan can't snap good, and Jaelle makes Matt look like a li'l whore. So listen in and have a hell of a day! And please put more thought into your store names. Your store names are bad.

Yakuza can't stop the apocalypse, and occasional audio glitches can't stop us from talking bout Takashi Miike and vampires and frogs and all that stuff like that! Jaelle is back banging those pots around, and we finally find out how Matt and Logan have been doing lately! Whether you made sense of this movie or not, you can't spell acropalypse without Yakuza! Also, I don't know how to spell.

We continue Halloween in November and remember Wes Craven by talking about a movie that he did to get away from doing horror movies, but was then forced by the studio to make into a horror movie in post. We talk about some stuff, forget to talk about some stuff, then nine more minutes of junk at the end. I forget why. Five stars!

Hey Let's Talk About Tinglers brings you Halloween in November! This episode was so scary that, at some indeterminate point, Kevin fainted and disappeared forever. But don't worry! For if you feel yourself become scared while listening, you can simply smash your computer in the floor, then run away and assume a new identity. You'll probably be safe then, I bet. Vincent Price joins us to discuss The Tingler, starring Dylan. Jaelle comes back to the podcast for the first time since the first episode. Then there's some mild video game talk, we tell you how to protect yourself from the cops if you go through time for weird sex reasons, and one scene in this podcast was shot in color! So stick some buzzers up under you. And enjoy.

It's that time of year again... six months after Halfoween... when the air chills, the leaves change, the earth turns, the floodgates swing open, and Satan vomits filth out of hell, just as it was in the days of Lot, when inhuman ghouls transform the streets into an unending orgy of human blood, vexing the souls of God's most devout saints. So we watched the biopic about Brian Wilson from The Beach Boys. If you value your ego, hang onto it dearly, my friends, for you place your very mind at peril by listening aghast and helpless as Logan does scary voice, everybody laughs like creeps, and also there's thunder and a few other sounds! MWAHAHAHAAA!!!!!