take a deep breath and join us for a peacefully hilarious squirrel meditation. this week you’ll travel through the mystical forest, eat acorns, swim with your sister, and even attended a princess themed “nut-luck”.

p.s. do you feel relaxed?

we’ve had a lot of eras, would you join the ticket master battle to see us on tour? this week is all about every single period of our history. join us as we talk about babyhood, star wars, separation anxiety, crazy games an even crazier fashion choices!

p.s. if you had to choose one, which thomas sister era would you become friends with?

have you ever been so obsessed you feel sick? we have! this week is all about new york city and our celebrity obsessions. join us as we talk about broadway, post concert depression, internet cleanses, and our favorite rat, ricky gormet.

p.s. is this normal?

do you ever look at your sister and just want to strangle her? this episode we are feeling irritable and ready to fight. join us as we talk about funny stories from our week, lilah’s pizza baby toy, hazel’s leg hair obsession, and the goodwill bins.

p.s. does lilah have ADHD?

we’re depressed and grieving. this week we are saying goodbye to our rights and our tiktok edits. join us as we talk (and sob) about tiktok “going dark”, susan b anthony, and trump taking office.

p.s. kamala harris if you see this please come give us a hug

new year new me? drew starkey’s new hair agrees! after a long break we are finally back and ready to chitter! this week is all about new years aspirations (not resolutions) and a whole lot of catching up! join us we talk about christmas, hazel starting hair school, bleached brows and men’s protruding sculls.

p.s. our christmas gift to all men is a bottle of toner and purple shampoo (your welcome)

we're holding a lot of space for the lyrics of defying gravity… well hazel is at least. this week is a plethora of “that’s really powerful” moments. join us as we gab about the way jonathan bailey says perfect, crying at christmas songs, and celebrities turned trump supporters.

p.s. kit conner please get us to new york

after a week of grieving we are back and better than ever. this week, left disappointed and angry after the results of the election, we are looking for something jolly and bright. welcome to our impossible christmas lists. join us as we talk about the men we are obsessed with, who we would freaky friday, celebrity private instagrams, and lilah missing her two front teeth.

p.s are you ready to rock around the christmas tree?

after the heartbreaking death of liam payne, were taking the time to reminisce on the years we spent loving one direction. if your not a fan this episode is not for you. join us as we talk about conspiracy theories, wattpad fanfiction, and our dedication to being directioners. thank you one direction for making our childhood.

p.s. you're a looser

today we did not talk less and smile more... we yapped for 45 minutes about the musical hamilton. this week is all about our founding fathers and mothers slaying boots down on stage. join us as we talk about arron burr's threats, the schuyler sister's zodiac signs, and quiz each other on the US presidents.

p.s. do you wanna be in the room where it happens?