WOOOOOOO IT’S HEYNA 29, BABY!!!!! WE TALK ABOUT A LOTTA STUFF IN THIS EPISODE!!!! THE BIDEN EXPRESSWAY!!! REMEMBER WHEN IT USED TO BE CALLED THE SCRANTON EXPRESSWAY?! HAD A LOT OF GOOD TIMES ON THAT ROAD, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! GOT MY FIRST BLOWJ ON THAT ROAD!!!! I WAS ON THE WAY TO A CHEAP TRICK CONCERT BACK IN '77. HER NAME WAS JENNY, BUT WE ALL CALLED HER "BUBBLE SQUEAK".. BECAUSE SHE USED TO MAKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE NOISE WHEN GOBBLIN' YOUR POLE. A LITTLE SQUEAK NOISE, HENCE THE NAME "BUBBLE SQUEAK." HAHA!!! NO IDEA WHERE THE "BUBBLE" PART CAME FROM, MAYBE IT WAS SOMETHIN' TO DO WITH THE EJACULATE. I DON'T KNOW!!!! ANYWAY, ALSO GOT MY ASS EATEN ON THAT ROAD!!! THAT WAS A WEIRD EXPERIENCE, AND IT INVOLVED A LOT OF CRYING. FROM ME. BUT I STILL LOOK BACK FONDLY ON IT, BECAUSE IT TAUGHT ME A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT MYSELF! I DON'T LIKE GETTING MY ASS EATEN! ALRIGHT?! IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL!!! I JUST DON'T LIKE IT! THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE SMELL THAT IS JUST SO ENTIRELY OFF-PUTTING, YOU KNOW?! I GOT PINK-EYE!! I DID!!! I GOT PINK-EYE AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO PROM THE NEXT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!