HEYNA

In which our heroes discuss Limewire, "The Valley Commandments", and defunct malls. Very fun, very exciting episode of Heyna, which was described by The Valley Advantage as "Single-handedly the greatest thing to ever come out of Lackawanna County. Absolutely fucking incredible, my fucking God. God damn, daddy."

In which our heroes discuss a local celebrity, a very happenin' farm show, and the crisis that is the chicken wing shortage. Kisskisssmoochsmooch.

In which our heroes learn about Bicycle Day, discuss the greatest day ever, and pontificate the shortage of restaurant workers.

In which our heroes discuss a suspicious food truck, a chicken coop, and a shocking resemblance. It's all right here, baby.

In which your heroes, Ian, Erik, and Evan, the same trio you've always known throughout the podcast's long history, discuss Pennsylvania unemployment law, the refurbishing business, and summoning the antichrist.

SPIES!!! FEET!!! BALDO BABYYYYY!!!! AHAA!!! TAKE A TRIP AROUND THE EARTH AS WE DISCUSS TOP-LEVEL HACKERS, BOSS BAES, AND TURKISH CULTURE. IT'S FRIDAY WHO CARES!!!!!

DOUBLE DIGITS! BROOD X BABY!!!!!! TOOCHIS RETURNS!!! SAW SUCKS! COME SAIL AWAY, C'MON, DON'T BE SCARED!!!

CATALANO OR DIE???? WHATS CUOMO UP TO EH??? EVAN TALKS FORTY FORT. WE GOT A BONUS AT THE END SHHHH BIG SECRET DON'T TELL!!!

THE ANCIENT MYSTERIES OF OLYPHANT, PA! BUTTHOLES! MICE AND PARKING GARAGES! IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE ON HEYNA, BABY! WOOOOOOOOO!! HAHA!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL YOUR MOM! TELL YOUR LITTLE MOMMY! TELL YOUR MOM, OKAY? TELL HER I'VE BEEN ASKING ABOUT HER. TELL HER I MISS HER SMELL. TELL HER I MISS THAT LITTLE FREAKY TONGUE THING SHE DOES. OKAY? JUST TELL HER.

HEYNA 13 BABY!! WOOOO!! GHOULS!! SKETCHY DIP/ALCOHOL PURCHASES!!! KITTY CATS!!!! IT'S ALL HERE ON HEYNA!! TELL YOUR MOM!! TELL YOUR MOM! C'MON! DON'T BE WEIRD ABOUT IT! C'MON!