Pour you a vodka and crank up the heavy meta for this one: the boys review a documentary about a horror movie that gets made for a movie that never gets made. Go ahead and read that again. I'll wait. 

Your hosts Nate, David and Christian dive deep into birthday razors, the woes of filmmaking on a velcro budget, how skinny trailer park guys typically 'get the job done' and, well . . . Christian gives a shocking take on a film he loves and loses friends. Again. If you ever wanted to see a vodka-soaked documentary that's horror-adjacent, as quotable as Napoleon Dynamite, that's equal parts sad AND uplifting but with better stories about OD'ing . . . look no further than HFM's dizzying dive into the oddly heartwarming midwestern masterpiece that is 'An American Movie'. Give it a listen eh?  

Chomp down onto those fake fangs, tighten up that widow's peak and grab your pillowcase for a walk around the neighborhood with your hosts Nate, David & Christian along with special guests Horror Film Meetup Alum Chloe, Cass, Brandon, Andrea and Adrian as we comb over everything from our friends The Wiccans, our favorite candy, our favorite holiday-themed horror flicks, why growing up in Bed Stuy NY doesn't make for good trick or treating, why vanilla Tootsie Rolls irrefutably suck so bad (and Brandon is WRONG) to baby whiskey dicks. Yes, you read that right. Happy Halloween, y'all!!

*This was a large roundtable discussion so apologies for some moments of poor audio as a few planes can be heard flying overhead during recording. Probably Big Brother keeping tabs on David's movements.*

Family . . . what can we say . . . errr SAW! . . . errrrrrr Saw-yer! In this episode we get right down to the business of families that just. oughta. not. And why David's dad is probably our spirit animal, regardless of what decade he's in. From surfing station wagons to feeling your way around morgues, giving Urgent Care nurses the finger to finding his sea legs again - David's father Randy is the man we all wish we could be. If his days weren't numbered, of course.

Cheese graters? Maggots? Tattoo guns? And . . . dog collars?? Prepare thyself for this one cause you never DO know where your hosts David, Nate & Christian will take you (or their friends for that matter). First-time caller, zero-time listener Katie explains how a box of popcorn wards off the evil. Meanwhile, Christian can be rather shocking.

Warning: does contain spoilers. 

On an episode hell-bent on division, Nathan goes head-to-mannequin-head with 2012's 'Maniac' remake, David nae nae's all over the dancey curse of 2018's 'Susperia' and Christian . . . well . . . Christian loses some friends. Steady yourself for a 2hr saga of all things spook cause this nightmare is sure to rub you the wrong way. Or the right way. You never know.

Warning: does contain spoilers.

Put down your knives & forks, tuck in the nappies, roll up your sleeves and get ready to go elbows-deep with your hosts Nate, David & Christian as we delve into the deliciously ghastronimical 2022 food fight that is . . . The Menu.

Warning: does contain spoilers.

In this episode we dive deep into the murky waters of Turkish Horror with Baskin. Grab your Satanic Bibles, your mop&bucket and gloves for this outing, cause it's gonna get wet & weird. 

Warning: does contain spoilers.

Welcome to HFM! In our debut episode we each talk about movies that got us into horror in the first place. From early memories to first impressions, strokes of genius to strokes of . . . strokes, we dive face-first into ‘The Ones’ that made us.

Warning: does contain spoilers.