H.G. Wells Has His Regrets

H.G. Wells Has His Regrets

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H.G. Wells Has His Regrets episodes

  • MINISODE 1: Edgar's Birthday

    How does the master of melancholy spend his birthday?


    Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vve5hIMzlSukcNEEz1bSPYsdoJXZYgxFCCleWFUSvk8/edit?usp=sharing

    Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/


    CAST:

    James Carpenter as H.G. Wells

    Adam Blandford as Edgar Allan Poe


    CREW:

    Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford

    Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari

    Editing by: Emily Hancock



    All Sound Effects Taken from Free Sound. 

    Pouring Glass of Wine from Bottle https://freesound.org/s/220303/ 

    nebulousflynn Opening a cork whiskey bottle https://freesound.org/s/454759/ 

    Tyler Knight ‘Fast Throttle Mechanical Lever” https://freesound.org/s/321867/ 

    Nicistarful surburban.aiff https://freesound.org/s/92619/ 

    kineticturtle ‘Tube Station arrive Gamla Stan Station’ https://freesound.org/s/349852/ 

    Arnaud Coutancier pocket_watch_ticking_44_24 https://freesound.org/s/180538/

    6 min
  • BONUS: Outtakes and Bloopers 1

    What's this? What's this? A bonus episode? Happy Holidays! To break the silence of midseason hiatus, here's a bonus episode full of all the best bloopers and outtakes from our first batch of episodes!


    Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/

    15 min
  • Episode 7: Reviewing the Situation

    Sometimes a teabreak between time travelling is a well needed break. HG discusses his most recent travels with Jane, much to her amusement. 


    Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JwPBzRHGpwjxNVR2srDoWMFxMQVju4f_Lb2rpLHYwfg/edit?usp=sharing

    Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/


    CAST:

    James Carpenter as H.G. Wells

    Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells


    CREW:

    Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford

    Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari

    Editing by: Emily Hancock


    All sound effects taken from Freesound.

    15 min
  • Episode 6: Charles Dickens

    H.G. decides to visit a legendary ghost of authors past: Charles Dickens. However, his great expectations for the visit are met with a few unexpected twists. 


    Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iR-4Nx3bFPMVWj3-5lZpMdPK-6mXVp3OaVban5clkDQ/edit?usp=sharing

    Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/


    CAST:

    James Carpenter as H.G. Wells

    Alex Roberts as Charles Dickens

    Jonathan Dommett as Hans Christian Anderson


    CREW:

    Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford

    Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari

    Editing by: Emily Hancock


    All Sound Effects taken from FreeSound.

    15 min
  • Episode 5: William Shakespeare

    When interviewing writers, who better to speak to than the bard himself? H.G. takes his TIME MACHINE back further than he's ever been before... Will the playwright be everything he's cracked up to be? Or is this all much ado about nothing? 


    Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1baTjbz0Yc_EktENC_fj7M1QsNRetpz_tpmHZn4oydYk/edit?usp=sharing

    Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/


    CAST:

    James Carpenter as H.G. Wells

    Elise Ashwood as William Shakespeare


    CREW:

    Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford

    Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari

    Editing by: Emily Hancock



    All Sound Effects Taken from Free Sound. 

    glass clinking.aif https://freesound.org/s/85549/ 

    MAJ061785 ‘sofa.wav’ https://freesound.org/s/186476/ 

    jar jar vince ‘Stand up from chair https://freesound.org/s/360454/

    15 min
  • Episode 4: Double, Double, Doyle and Trouble

    Whoever lives next-door can be your dream or nightmare neighbour... it's all a matter of perspective. Just as H.G. finally thinks he can take a break between trips through time, an unwanted visit from his next-door neighbour ruins his plans. 


    Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FJJShpiVrGfy24D57jn4L3MFo5n7sRK6vjYfNgfnBpM/edit?usp=sharing

    Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/


    CAST:

    James Carpenter as H.G. Wells

    Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells

    Nathan Donnelly as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle


    CREW:

    Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford

    Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari

    Editing by: Emily Hancock



    All Sound Effects Taken from Free Sound. 

    Door, Front, Opening, A.wav https://freesound.org/s/431117/ InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk)

    13 min
  • Episode 3: Lord Byron

    Peacocks, herons and bears? Oh my! H.G. Wells takes a trip to the Romantic times to visit a man who embodies the word ‘romantic’ in every sense of the word: Lord Byron. How will HG get on with the pretentious poet? 


    Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zgIFgxeHnVZmxC66mXdaoGlUEQ0ha4cVIauqZHGyWVk/edit?usp=sharing

    Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/


    CAST:

    James Carpenter as H.G. Wells

    Michael Carpenter as Lord Byron


    CREW:

    Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford

    Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari

    Editing by: Emily Hancock



    All Sound Effects Take from Free Sound. 

    wolf run.wav https://freesound.org/s/414350/

    sabotovat dog sniffing, scuffing, licking and drooling (rottweiler).aif https://freesound.org/s/102548/ 

    Tomlija single dog bark 3 https://freesound.org/s/418105/ 

    crazymonke9 20081221.grey.heron.wav https://freesound.org/s/65264/ 

    dobroide Peacock sound taken from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MhZPqHeEAQ

    15 min
  • Episode 2: Edgar Allan Poe

    For HG’s first trip in the TIME MACHINE, he decides to visit the master of macabre literature, Edgar Allan Poe. Will they get along, or will he leave wishing to know him nevermore? 


    Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1spvRYauCc_5RlWmyZPc-tKZ7UCZEGZXnzhFz0ZZ8t6k/edit?usp=sharing

    Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/


    CAST:

    James Carpenter as H.G. Wells

    Adam Blandford as Edgar Allan Poe


    CREW:

    Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford

    Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari

    Editing by: Emily Hancock


    All Sound Effects taken from FreeSound. 

    ‘Creaking Floorboard.wav’ https://freesound.org/s/101381/ 

    Benboncan Opening and closing pocketwatch https://freesound.org/s/261385/ 

    JakLocke pocket_watch_ticking_44_24 https://freesound.org/s/180538/

    13 min
  • Episode 1: Pilot(ing the Time Machine)

    Upon finally completing his invention - The TIME MACHINE - H.G. Wells revels in his own brilliance, before questioning his intentions and what to do now his master project is complete. 


    Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-ukaq52TzN4thIqKmpVfgnv1SiajSVjwi3-XGWajDvs/edit?usp=sharing

    Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/


    CAST:

    James Carpenter as H.G. Wells

    Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells


    CREW:

    Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford

    Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari

    Editing by: Emily Hancock



    All Sound Effects Taken from FreeSound. 

    ‘Fast Throttle Mechanical Lever” https://freesound.org/s/321867/ 

    Nicistarful surburban.aiff https://freesound.org/s/92619/ 

    kineticturtle ‘Tube Station arrive Gamla Stan Station’ https://freesound.org/s/349852/ 

    Arnaud Coutancier pocket_watch_ticking_44_24 https://freesound.org/s/180538/ 

    Suz_soundcreations ‘TableHit_mono_bip.wav https://freesound.org/s/340906/ 

    passAirmangrace ‘Stand up from chair https://freesound.org/s/360454/ 

    kupp2 vinyl_record_needle_static_01.wav https://freesound.org/s/140295/ 

    joedeshon ‘sofa.wav’ https://freesound.org/s/186476/ 

    14 min
  • 0: Teaser

    The birth of the TIME MACHINE. 


    Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JUB2WEHtcxSDB8-YG56JIHWGwZvabIS-lUFffM4-B2s/edit?usp=sharing

    Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/


    CAST:

    James Carpenter as H.G. Wells

    Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells


    CREW:

    Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford

    Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari

    Editing by: Emily Hancock



    All Sound Effects Taken from FreeSound.

     ‘Fast Throttle Mechanical Lever” https://freesound.org/s/321867/

     Nicistarful surburban.aiff https://freesound.org/s/92619/ 

    kineticturtle ‘Tube Station arrive Gamla Stan Station’ 

    https://freesound.org/s/349852/ 

    Arnaud Coutancier pocket_watch_ticking_44_24 https://freesound.org/s/180538/ Suz_soundcreations

    3 min

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