This week on The Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour, Paddy and Bill go full philosopher on everything from cold sores and khakis to bird ownership and bizarre food habits. It all starts with summer heat, stinky garbage, and the reliable comfort of a Flood Brothers Disposal dumpster. From there, the guys get into personal hygiene taboos—Bill’s battling a cold sore, Paddy’s grossed out by couples who share food, drinks, and ice cream cones in public, and they both agree: COVID may be over, but people are way too comfortable again. Things take flight when Bill mentions a co-worker who wants a parrot, sparking a deep dive into pet bird ownership—from the cost and maintenance to a hilarious (and slightly tragic) tale of two family birds, Peachy and Cha Cha, who didn’t exactly survive a cage-cleaning gone wrong. One flew back, the other… you’ll have to tune in. From there, the boys turn their attention to dress codes: Starbucks baristas are striking, Cannes is banning nudity and long gown trains, and Gen Z has officially declared war on khakis. Paddy reminisces on his Robert Evans fashion inspired era, complete with tinted glasses, and pitches Fast Drip, a fashion inspired YouTube series devoted to fast food uniforms. They also tackle the economics of coffee addiction as Paddy dumps Dunkin’ in favor of a cheaper 7-Eleven brew—and dreams up a new brand activation concept: make-your-own-coffee bars for control freaks and caffeine snobs alike. Brought to you by the legends at Fox’s Pizza, the cleanup crew at Flood Brothers, and the financial whizzes at Madden Funds. Come for the laughs, stay for the bird trauma, and maybe rethink that secondhand sip off your date’s cocktail. Only on The Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour.