This week on The Houli’s Hooley, the Houlihan brothers are back and more unhinged than ever. Paddy is fresh off a Fourth of July spent eating ice cream bars in mild existential despair, while Billy is rehydrated, rebranded, and ready to explain why modern dating is a minefield of tattoos, ghosting, and broken promises. The lads launch into a full-blown brainstorm of absurd AI-generated movie ideas, including Blast Off, a romantic action-comedy about fireworks, freedom, and Brendan Fraser. Things quickly devolve into a conversation about celebrity deepfake films, AI porn, and whether Leah Remini could carry a summer blockbuster. Spoiler alert: absolutely. When they’re not rewriting Hollywood, the brothers dive into the world of youth baseball coaching, where Paddy recounts the glory and horror of coaching his son’s team, including a game where the poor lad accidentally drilled three batters. Coaching tip of the week: stop yelling and let the kids hit dingers. Billy gets philosophical about the death of drinking culture and the rise of water jugs, wellness festivals, and sponsored cannabis brunches. Meanwhile, Paddy just wants to play Madden and be left alone. Along the way, they touch on dating deal-breakers, car repairs, the return of Paddy’s Jeep from the underworld, and why thrifting might be the last authentic romantic gesture left in the world. Grab a slice, hug your mechanic, and press play.

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This week on Hibernian Radio, host Mike Houlihan is joined by two standout voices from Chicago’s emergency services: Patrick Fitzmaurice, retired CFD paramedic chief and outspoken advocate for paramedics, and Pat Quane, a second-generation firefighter and rising union leader. Though not lifelong friends, the two have built a strong bond over years of shared service, and it shows. Their conversation is as funny as it is fierce, with Quane frequently poking fun at Fitzmaurice and the two engaging in playful, brotherly banter that keeps things light even as they tackle serious topics. Together, they dive deep into the challenges facing Chicago’s first responders, from the urgent need for more ambulances and trained paramedics to the political and bureaucratic roadblocks that hinder progress. They discuss how the COVID-19 pandemic intensified staffing issues, why the city’s EMS billing system is leaving money on the table, and how divisive tactics from leadership have strained unity within the department. Quane brings a reform-minded perspective and a sharp sense of humor, while Fitzmaurice delivers the unvarnished truth earned from decades in the trenches. Their conversation is filled with real frontline stories, emotional reflections, and practical ideas like fast-tracking military medics into EMS roles and introducing EMT training in high schools to strengthen the fire department from the inside out. Through it all, their chemistry and candor make this episode not just informative, but genuinely entertaining.

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Buckle up, folks — the Houlihan bros. are back with a post-Fourth of July firecracker of an episode, exploding with nostalgia, nonsense, and just enough Chicago grit to make your bratwurst blush. Paddy and Bill dive into the lost art of backyard fireworks and question why today’s kids don’t light off Black Kats and Thundercats like they used to. That sparks a heated (and ridiculous) debate over the now-infamous “Billy’s Big Blast Roman Candle Barrage,” a fictional (or maybe not) 78-round war machine that sounds more dangerous than celebratory. The brothers also wade into the drama of youth baseball tournaments, as Paddy shares the glory and grind of a recent tournament run, complete with overworked pitchers and sideline politics. In true Houli’s Hooley fashion, the conversation veers off into a passionate ode to 1980s character actors like Richard Edson, Larry Hankin, and JT Walsh, as well as a reflection on how Hollywood’s shifted from long form storytelling to TikTok-paced content. They swap stories about poolside parenting, firework safety (or lack thereof), and the joy of passing classic cinema down to your kids. Fueled by Fox’s Pizza, protected by Madden Funds, backed by The Tax Defenders, and powered by the working-class muscle of Local 150 and Flood Brothers Disposal, this week’s episode delivers that signature Houlihan blend of sibling rivalry, cultural commentary, and pure Chicago comedy. Fireworks optional, laughter guaranteed.

This Fourth of July weekend, we’re opening the vault for one of our all-time favorite conversations with a familiar voice, retired Chicago Police detective Cornelius “Neil” Maas. A regular guest on the show, Maas brings decades of experience and a treasure trove of stories from his 30-year career with CPD.

In this unforgettable episode, Maas takes us deep inside some of his most dramatic cases, from a multi-state bombing investigation to a high-speed chase through rural Iowa. With his trademark candor and sharp sense of humor, he sheds light on the gritty realities of police work: con artists, legal battles, and high-profile criminals, all told from the front lines.

It’s an intense, eye-opening, and often hilarious behind-the-scenes look at law enforcement, straight from a man who’s seen it all.

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Strap in, folks. The Houlihan brothers are back and things get weirdly wonderful. Paddy’s deep into travel baseball coaching and questioning life’s big issues, like whether grown men should wear baseball pants in public. Bill’s wondering what a corporate cup check would look like. And somewhere in the mix, Cobra Kai actor Martin Cove may or may not have bitten someone. It’s a lot. You’ll love it. Fueled by Fox’s Pizza (seriously, the slices are spiritual), kept financially honest by Madden Funds, and protected from IRS attacks by Joe Hanley at The Tax Defenders (also a Marine, no big deal), this episode dives headfirst into the absurdities of parenting, coaching, office life, and the AI apocalypse. Paddy shares his latest coaching updates, complete with fashion critiques and team discipline tips. The guys pitch a TikTok series combining liquor sales and piano ballads. They tackle big questions like whether coaches should rock full uniforms and whether eye black belongs in job interviews. The Martin Cove biting scandal gets the full Hooley treatment, and the conversation veers into the uncertain future of remote work and AI-run workplaces. It’s fast, it’s loose, it’s unpredictable, and it’s proudly brought to you by the good people at Flood Brothers Disposal, Fox’s Pizza, Madden Funds, and the ever-dependable Joe Hanley and The Tax Defenders. Tune in for another week of wild tangents, brotherly banter, and semi-serious life advice wrapped in pure Chicago-style ridiculousness.

This week on the show, Mike Houlihan sits down with Daniel S. McDevitt, a truly remarkable public servant whose 36-year law enforcement career spans the Navy, Illinois State Police, and multiple suburban Chicago departments. McDevitt began his journey as a Special Agent with the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, then spent 24 years with the Illinois State Police, retiring as a Captain. He later served as Chief of Police in both Homewood and Lansing, Illinois. A U.S. Navy veteran who rose to the rank of Lieutenant Commander, McDevitt served as a medical corpsman during Vietnam and later specialized in counterintelligence and anti-terrorism. He was twice recalled to active duty during the Gulf War to conduct counter-surveillance operations and protective service details.Armed with a master’s degree in Criminology and training from the FBI National Academy, McDevitt has taught law enforcement professionals across the globe, including the United States, Europe, Africa, Asia, and the Middle East. He has developed training for the U.S. Department of State’s Global Anti-Terrorism Assistance Program, consulted on security for high-profile individuals, and written three authoritative books on police leadership and investigative management. Listeners will be riveted by McDevitt’s real-world stories, from facing off with notorious Chicago Outfit hitmen like Harry Aleman to life-or-death situations that shaped his decades of service. With sharp insight and a disarming sense of humor, he reflects on what it means to lead, protect, and serve at every level of law enforcement. A can’t-miss episode honoring the dedication, intelligence, and courage of our nation’s first responders.

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This week on The Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour, Paddy and Bill Houlihan return with a spirited mix of personal stories, social observations, and some unexpected detours into the future of technology. The episode begins with a deep dive into Pack the Park night, a local Little League tradition where the baseball is optional but the socializing is unavoidable. Paddy shares his experience as a sober parent navigating a field full of lawn chairs, friendly small talk, and casual drinking. From the overly enthusiastic dad holding court in mirrored sunglasses to the mom handing out snacks like she’s running concessions, it’s a snapshot of suburban life in full swing. From there, the brothers venture into the strange world of artificial intelligence. They talk about bots on dating apps, dream-recording headsets, and whether AI will someday replace screenwriters, musicians, and maybe even radio hosts. Paddy recounts a vivid dream involving escaped prisoners and a crumbling futuristic city, sparking a thoughtful conversation about fear, technology, and the weird ways our brains try to make sense of the world. They also discuss the potential of universal basic income, the shifting role of unions, and how society might respond as AI continues to disrupt the workplace. In true Houlihan fashion, it all circles back to real life, including a chaotic tale about new window installation that nearly derailed Paddy’s week.

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This week on Hibernian Radio, host Paddy Houlihan welcomes longtime law enforcement veteran Joe Gulino, affectionately known as “Joey Bag of Donuts,” for a riveting and heartfelt conversation. A Chicago native and 18-year police officer, Gulino recounts two intense officer-involved shootings that occurred within his first two years on the job. One took place during a home invasion, the other after a dangerous high-speed pursuit. His stories are gripping and revealing, offering listeners a firsthand look at the unpredictable nature of life in law enforcement.

Joe also shares his path from working security at Northwestern Memorial Hospital with Levy Security to becoming a full-time police officer. He speaks candidly about the emotional impact of critical incidents and the psychological weight that officers often carry. Throughout the episode, he stresses the importance of mental health support in the profession and reflects on how humor and friendship among fellow officers helped him navigate the toughest moments. In addition to his police work, Joe dives into his passion for whiskey and cigars. He discusses his role as a pairing reviewer and editor at Whiskey Network, where he combines his love of fine spirits and cigars with a knack for storytelling and community engagement.

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This week on Hibernian Radio: We welcome back a fan favorite and honorary Irishman, Junior Guerra, a law enforcement veteran with over 28 years of experience in narcotics, SWAT, and undercover federal operations. This powerful episode dives deep into the realities of modern policing and the challenges faced by those on the front lines. Junior shares honest and emotional reflections on the mental health crisis within law enforcement and the importance of providing real support to officers. He recounts his firsthand experiences dealing with human trafficking, cartel activity, and the ongoing migrant crisis. His stories offer a rare glimpse into the difficult and dangerous situations officers face every day.We also explore the growing use of technology in policing, including the role of body cameras and artificial intelligence. Junior opens up about his current work in private security, where he provides executive protection services, and talks about his deep belief in spiritual forces, shaped by intense moments on the job. Throughout the conversation, Junior reflects on his Mexican-American roots and his commitment to helping the next generation of officers navigate the complex landscape of modern policing. Hibernian Radio is proudly sponsored by Local 150 IUOE, Madden Funds, Fox’s Pizza, Flood Brothers Disposal, and The Tax Defenders. Their continued support helps us bring you the voices and stories of Irish First Responders and those who serve our communities with honor.

This week on The Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour: Get ready for a wild inning of laughs as Paddy and Bill Houlihan step up to the mic with a full scouting report from suburban Little League’s biggest night of the year: Pack the Park Friday. Brought to you by Fox’s Pizza, Madden Funds, Flood Brothers Disposal, Local 150 IUOE and The Tax Defenders, because even tee-ball parents need solid financial backing. The brothers dive headfirst into the dugout drama, sideline scandals, and walk-up song debates that only they can deliver. But stealing the show this week is the mysterious and mildly creepy new character known only as “The Ball Roller,” a slick, possibly cologne-drenched gentleman who cruises the bleachers looking to charm the freshly divorced and single moms of Little League. Paddy recounts his son Mike’s recent mound theatrics, while Uncle Bill fully integrates himself into the team like some kind of baseball-themed summer camp counselor. From pitch counts to parent politics, the Houli bros. cover it all, including a pitch for a mockumentary social media series that may or may not include The Ball Roller as its star. Also featured is a brief but passionate detour into the science of tooth regeneration, and as always, a steady stream of “Hey man…” riffs that will leave you wondering what sport you even tuned in for. One part baseball, two parts gossip, and all Houlihan, this episode is a grand slam of suburban absurdity.