150,000 Americans succumbed. 5,000,000 infected. An economy that shed 20,000,000 jobs. We lost the battle, but now we settle in for the war. This once-a-hundred year event may have been caused on purpose to sabotage the chances of a high-flying president. Alternatively, said president may have calculated that letting the governors lead was the best course of action. Nonetheless, here we all are staring at another year of quarantine life.

What will be the effect of this pandemic and it’s response on the electoral chances of the President, who is never wrong?

In the face of two major crises, while the President is leading from the front through Lafayette Park with only a bible to protect him, Hidin’ Joe Biden is in his basement, like Punxatawny Phil, afraid of his own shadow. Or is he? Comparing Hidin’ Joe from 2016 with now, people are saying that this could be a Weekend at Bernie’s election. As the bedwetting liberals of this show, how concerned are you that Hidin’ Joe could be knocked out of the race by medical trauma before November? Is Kamala Harris ready for action?

El Presidente, the self-proclaimed boss of the deal, is pushing to change a 1977 law that makes it illegal for businesses to bribe foreign officials to win business abroad. What’s wrong with a little payola, especially since America’s economy grows stronger with every deal we win? Who stands to gain most if this law is repealed?

Chicago’s very own bonafide superstar, Jenny McCarthy, is leading the crusade for parents to be freed from the tyranny of government oppression. Specifically, the public school requirement that children be vaccinated against preventable debilitating diseases measles, mumps and rubella. Although the 1960s were known for fighting the government’s lies, it took the internet to connect these crusaders for freedom to find their voice in the late 1990s. If you managed to find a partner with whom you procreated, would you support the cultural elitists and vax or join Jenny’s Crusaders and speak truth to power?

Vinyl Nation premiered online on what was supposed to be Record Store Day to feed the tired, the poor, the huddled masses self-isolating and yearning to breathe that vinyl smell since Record Store Day was delayed. As a vinyl “expert”, did the movie stir your soul to evangelize the vinyl industry or cause you to throw up on the inside, just a little bit?

2019 was the year vinyl subscription services managed to grab the cash of your humble panelists. Vinyl Me, Please, the 21st century incarnation of the BMG music club, has hit on a successful formula of shipping a record a month to their thousands of subscribers. Artist labels like New West, Secretly Society and Rough Trade followed on with subscription services of their own, with their own twists. What made you subscribe to these services and what is your hype level about the 2020 releases?

As if loyal Cubs fans haven’t suffered enough, now the dark lord himself, private polo club member Tom Ricketts is launching the “best relationship with our fans of any professional sports team in the world.” In other words, he’s trying to line his pockets at your expense, Cubs fans! Want to watch the Cubs on tv? That’ll cost you. Want to meet a Cubs player? That will cost you. Want to watch the YouTube replay of Sandberg crushing an extra inning homer off of Bruce Sutter? Forget it. What is the motivation for one of sports most endearing teams to launch their own sports channel?

You’ve been Punk’d! Who likes April Fools Day all year round, especially when it’s Hollywood that’s getting fooled like 63 million American voters? After cancelling his world tour last year due to poor ticket sales, Chicago Superstar Chance the Rapper is hosting a reboot of the famous MTV show, Punk’d, on the new liberal zoo sounding streaming service Quibi. Will Chance save his career with this move or is he destined to be forgotten for Chance the Snapper?

Our esteemed panel of HiFi Critics unload on the biggest, the best and the most tremendous answers of everything that happened in 2019.

Our esteemed panel of HiFi Critics unloads on the biggest, the best and the most tremendous answers of everything that happened in 2019.