We’re Back! Mariah and Andrew kick off season 2 with a peppery talk about Birth Control. Why isn’t there “a pill” for men? How effective is your pull out game? Can the moon decide if its time to get pregnant? Some of these questions get answered! Mariah talks about never having been on the pill, and Andrew talks about the joys of vasectomy living. (which is towards the end if you don’t care to hear a man talk about his balls)

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We’ve all been there before: we’ve had that special partner on speed dial, left a party to talk to them on the phone, sat on a crowded MegaBus just to surprise a lover over a long weekend. But was it all worth it? When do you decide to move or move on? This week your favorite platonic thurple talks about Long Distance Relationships. All three of us have been in an LDR a time or two and boi howdy do we have some stories. It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy. Buckle up buckaroos.  (Also, thank us in advance for telling Andrew he cannot title this episode "LDR Soundsystem")
Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare ([email protected]). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

Hello 2021! Today is the last day of 2020 and we thought we would honor it with a special episode themed for the occasion. We talk about our intentions and hopes for the new year. It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare ([email protected]). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

Ooof. This one is a loaded episode. Your favorite platonic thruple talks about their struggles with body dysmorphia and ED. For those of you in recovery of currently struggling, this episode could be hard to listen to if you don’t have a good support system. This episode was talked about and pushed back a few times until we were all in a space comfortable enough to tell our stories to you all. We hope that you feel like you’re not alone. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare ([email protected]). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). K-THX-BIIIIIII (get it? Cause we’re bi)

Wanna blow off some steam? Then turn on this episode and relax while listening to your favorite platonic thruple! Andrew, Mariah, and Lauren are back in the recording studio (aka their homes) to chat about some of their worst one-night stands. We go through some of our favorite stories from the pre-covid days of care-free one-night stands and bring you a selection of some true one-night stands and some that don’t really qualify. It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare ([email protected]). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). K-THX-BIIIIIII (get it? Cause we’re bi)

Self-pleasure, some of us have put in the outlier hours and others out there aren't really into solo play. But at the end of the day most of us have taken a trip below the hips, and have come out the other side stronger and more relaxed people. This week we all got on mic to talk about masturbation. When we started, how it's going, and do we think we will ever stop? There is toy talk, toy reviews, and some nice DIY ideas in this episode. It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos!

For toy ideas go to  www.fuckjanice.com and www.spectrumboutique.com/learn-more

Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare ([email protected]). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

Hi y’all! Let’s be thankful for all the great things 2020 has brought us??? Ok how about instead a mini episode? Your favorite platonic thruple is back and this time with a **live recording** about some good times and bad times that have occurred on the fourth Thursday of November. It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare ([email protected]). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

Your favorite platonic thruple is back and ready to talk about all things apps and dating….Well, at least 45 minutes worth. How many times can Lauren say “courting” in one episode. How easily can Mariah size up your Tinder profile? What are Andrew’s qualifications for going on a date? What are the three of us looking for in a date? What do any of us want?! It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare ([email protected]). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

Y’ALL IT’S BEEN A WEEK! In between waiting on the results from Wisconsin, Arizona, Pennsylvania, and then seeing them go blue….Wait….Wisconsin...Arizona...Pennsylvania!!... Is Cardi B psychic? I mean, we all **knew** “WAP” would be the anthem of 2020 but did we really ***know***? Anywho! Here’s a mini episode on how this week and this election got your fave platonic thruple feeling. It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare ([email protected]). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

WHO ISNT SAD THESE DAYS?!?! But what about that Seasonal Affective Disorder, y’all?!?! You got that too? Cause these three dweebs got it and we spill ALL the deets on how we deal, how we don’t deal, and what are our tips and tricks for darker days. Lauren tells Andrew and Mariah how this high holy day is basically about contemplating if you’ve got the emotional intelligence to guess if G*d is gonna be a sassy b*tch or let you see another year. But also, agency is a thing! Is Lauren just hedging her bets? Mariah, Andrew, and Lauren talk about dating during covid, figuring out what we each are looking for (SPOILER ALERT: ZERO CLUE) and cuffing season! It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare ([email protected]). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII