High Class

Happy Thanksgiving!!! Kind of? Let's go back to 2024. A simpler time. And then let's go back further to the Victorian era, and even simpler time. We cover Victorian era inventions this episode! Those Victorians were wild ya'll. Lillian covers some wacky inventions, notably Victorian era prank machines. You read that right. Victorian era prank machines. Linda tells us about some iconic inventions in women's fashion. Time to hop into your bloomers and look out for those prank machines on your way to class!

The topic this episode...parasites! Spooky! Linda shares her real-life story of surviving tapeworm as a teenager. Lillian grapples with her real-life guilt of telling all of their teachers that Linda had tapeworm in high school. On top of that we also learned about parasites! Lillian teaches us about parasites in North Korea. Linda tackles the question of, "Is a fetus a parasite?" (which is totally chill topic that definitely won't get us cancelled in the current climate). She also teaches us about various parasites that are especially creepy and crawly. This is a wild one, y'all. See you in class!

Linda not knowing about brat summer is so brat. This week we learned about sewage!! What a shitty topic. We learned all about the wastewater that we all slurp up on the daily. Linda teaches us about some of the most polluted rivers in the world. Lillian teaches us all about the Great Stink of 1858. This one is full of crap jokes. Sorry in advanced. Now get to class!!!!

Linda would like to preface this episode by saying that it's probably going to be easier to listen to if you're high. She says, "This one is for the highs." This episode is PIRATES. Mostly we discuss the similarities between the words pirates and Pilates. We also worked really hard on trying to comprehend how many people 10,000 people is. You read that right and now you're just as confused as us. See you in class!! You'll learn something, we swear!!

This episode is trash. We're telling you now. It's our trashiest episode yet. All we do is talk about trash. What happens to our trash? Where does it go? This is just an hour and a half or trash facts with "oh that's interesting" interludes. That's it. It's trash content. We can't make it any clearer. If you want trash, if you are trash, if you have a passion for trash...then this is the episode for you! See you in class!!

23 and we (badoomch!) bring you Lesson 23 - The Bronze Age!! Our third best episode to date. Join us in class to hear the ladies reminisce about some of their high school shenanigans. Then listen to us learn all, literally ALL, about the bronze age and a little about the dark ages! See you in class!

WWE time baby!!!! Wow we went from knowing nothing about the WWE to having more questions than ever! We also gained a newfound appreciation for the WWE. I mean the fitness required for the stunts and let's talk about some of these characters!! We are considering ourselves confused fans now. Get your ass to class to hear us question everything we learned about the WWE (yes, you read that right).

We're back again with part 2 babyyyy!! We start with a farm update then jump into morning announcements. Morning announcement- please tell us what you think of our movie day episodes! We are just dying, craving, just aching to know what you think. Anyway... LEPRECHAUN! You'll hear the reactions we had while watching the movie then you'll hear our (incredibly prestigious) notebook rating. Diddley dee, see you in class, yee hee!!

Just like the Leprechaun in Leprechaun.... WE'RE BACCCKKKKKK!! Back from hiatus and coming in strong with a movie day. This is a TWOOOO PARTER! Part one consists of us apologizing to you for taking an unannounced pause. Oopsies, sorry. We go over the plot and reviews from Rotten Tomatoes for Leprechaun. We highly recommend that you listen to Lesson 12- Leprechauns before listening to this Movie Day. Mostly just to see how far we've come. Stay tuned for reactions and our notebook rating of Leprechaun in Part 2!! See you in class!