High Confidence

PAYDAY TUESDAY — WEEK 9

Microphone problems wiped out Week 8, but Yellow Mermaid #11 still had some unfinished business.

Did Nevada finally give us back one of those half-point heartbreakers?

Could Timmy Chang’s homecoming magic save Hawaii?

And what happens when you bet the under on a quarterback who finished high school with exactly 6,666 yards?

Plus, somehow Joey picked two teams to win their games and still lost both bets.

We close the books on Yellow Mermaid, update the season record and reset High Confidence before Thursday’s return.

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

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PICK ’EM THURSDAY — WEEK 7

After Black Squid went a miserable 1-5 last week, we're calling on Sativa to save the season with Yellow Mermaid #11 from Tip Top Crop, a Yellow Zushi × Babista cross.

This week's board gets weird.

Northwestern's quarterback is returning to Michigan State for revenge, while the Spartans have a coach who believes scared money don't make no money.

Navy once spent nearly a year planning to kidnap all four of Army's mascots.

Baylor is bringing 1,200 drones to a football game after spending 151 years banning dancing.

Reno is preparing for 20,000 zombies while Nevada plays football in Fargo.

Hawaii's Timmy Chang has a 7-1 homecoming record as a player and head coach.

And Washington State is starting a quarterback whose high-school career ended with exactly 6,666 yards, against a school with a fucking nuclear reactor.

Six games. Six bets. One strain making all the decisions.

Northwestern @ Michigan State
Navy @ UTSA
TCU @ Baylor
Nevada @ North Dakota State
New Mexico @ Hawaii
Washington State @ Oregon State

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

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PAYDAY TUESDAY — WEEK 7

Black Squid made six college football bets last Thursday.

Now it’s time to find out if the weed knew ball.

Did Nebraska’s 31-game ranked losing streak save us?

Could Iowa State stay undefeated in Provo?

Did Scott Frost keep dominating teams with new coaches?

Did the Beer Bone have enough power to cover six and a half?

And did Kentucky coach Will Stein really choose violence in overtime AGAIN?

We check every bet, every ridiculous theory and find out what happened to our $30 worth of Black Squid decisions.

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

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PICK ’EM THURSDAY — WEEK 6

We’re back to Indica Week with Black Squid from Ten Co., a Black Zushi × Headbanger #29 cross my plug picked up at ComplexCon.

This week’s board gets weird.

Nebraska is trying to end a 31-game losing streak against ranked teams.

BYU players are secretly fucking with reporters.

UCF once had the Secret Service raid its football locker room.

Oklahoma State spent $33 million betting that old boosters would die.

Fresno State is debuting a fucking Beer Bone.

And USC has to walk into a Penn State White Out after Penn State just gave up 413 rushing yards to Northwestern.

Six games. Six bets. One strain making all the decisions.

Indiana @ Nebraska
Iowa State @ BYU
UCF @ Oklahoma State
LSU @ Kentucky
Boise State @ Fresno State
USC @ Penn State

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

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PAYDAY TUESDAY — WEEK 6

Orange Drip made six college football bets last Thursday. Now it’s time to find out if the weed knew ball.

Did the Pittsburgh Potty beat Virginia Tech’s pregnant bears?

Did Penn State’s little-ass $862 million stadium theory actually matter?

Could Bill Belichick, his girlfriend and UNC’s fake classes keep the Tar Heels within 21?

Did P.J. Fleck becoming blood brothers with his players help Minnesota?

Could SMU’s allegedly murderous pony deliver the ass whooping I predicted?

And were Texas Tech’s back-to-back pick-sixes stronger than UFOs and naked pumpkin runners in Boulder?

We check every bet, every ridiculous theory and find out what happened to our $30 worth of Orange Drip decisions.

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

High Confidence is for entertainment purposes only. Please gamble responsibly.

After Devil Driver went a perfect 6-0, I probably should've quit while I was ahead.

Instead, I smoked some award-winning Orange Drip from L.A. Family Farms and found six more completely irresponsible reasons to bet on college football.

Can Pittsburgh's basement toilets compete with 22,000 hours of Virginia Tech bear research?

Did Penn State invent enough shit to overcome Northwestern's $862 million stadium?

What happens when a coach who rubs his players' blood on his face takes on a school that sent alumni to the moon?

What do a gold Trans Am and a miniature pony with an alleged body count have to do with college football?

And how do flying tortillas, UFOs, and naked pumpkin runners influence a $5 bet?

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advice.

After three straight 3-3 weeks, High Confidence needed a breakthrough.

This week on Payday Tuesday, I’m checking the board to see if Devil Driver finally broke the “curse” or if all that confidence was just me being high.

Did Tennessee’s dead bodies beat Texas’s 10-pound baby named Juice?

Did a defense with Vontaze Burfict on staff destroy the team getting play calls from an Arby’s contest winner?

Did Supa Doopah save App State from getting blown out?

And did 41,819 cowbells actually help us hit an under?

Six bets. Six theories. One strain trying to change the season.

Let’s see what actually happened.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advice.

Sativa Week is back.

This week I’m smoking Devil Driver and trying to finally break the 3-3 curse.

Can Tennessee’s Body Farm overcome a 10-pound baby named Juice?

Does putting Vontaze Burfict on your coaching staff automatically make your defense more dangerous?

What happens when Akron lets an Arby’s contest winner call plays?

Can a 25-year-old college receiver named Unc save Florida?

Is somebody named Supa Doopah enough to erase one of the worst losses imaginable?

And how many cowbells does it take to affect a college football game?

Six games. Six bets. Thirty dollars.

One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advice.

Week 3 is over.

Glitter Bomb made six college football bets, and now it’s time to see which ridiculous theories actually worked.

Does having the “Platinum Voice” in your blood help you beat Stanford?
Can a trip to Orlando make you forget your home stadium is a dump?
Is pettiness actually a legitimate college football betting strategy?
And did laying 20-plus points come back to bite us in the ass?

Plus, I introduce Devil Driver, the sativa taking over this week’s Pick ’Em Thursday.

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advice.

Glitter Bomb has one job this week: get our fucking money back.

After Toad Venom went 3-3 and lost us $5.14 last week, we’re switching over to our first indica of the season.

STRAIN OF THE WEEK: Glitter Bomb
CATEGORY: Indica
GENETICS: Grape Gas #10 × OGKB Blueberry Headband

Six college football games. Six $5 bets. $30 on the line.

This week we learn:

We’re trying to go 6-0 and erase last week’s loss.

Come back Tuesday for PAYDAY TUESDAY when we find out if Glitter Bomb got us paid, figure out where we went right, where we fucked up, and update the weed standings.

Smoke good. Bet responsibly.

High Confidence is entertainment, not financial or gambling advice. Must be of legal age and located where sports betting is legal to wager.