After three straight 3-3 weeks, High Confidence needed a breakthrough.

This week on Payday Tuesday, I’m checking the board to see if Devil Driver finally broke the “curse” or if all that confidence was just me being high.

Did Tennessee’s dead bodies beat Texas’s 10-pound baby named Juice?

Did a defense with Vontaze Burfict on staff destroy the team getting play calls from an Arby’s contest winner?

Did Supa Doopah save App State from getting blown out?

And did 41,819 cowbells actually help us hit an under?

Six bets. Six theories. One strain trying to change the season.

Let’s see what actually happened.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advice.

Sativa Week is back.

This week I’m smoking Devil Driver and trying to finally break the 3-3 curse.

Can Tennessee’s Body Farm overcome a 10-pound baby named Juice?

Does putting Vontaze Burfict on your coaching staff automatically make your defense more dangerous?

What happens when Akron lets an Arby’s contest winner call plays?

Can a 25-year-old college receiver named Unc save Florida?

Is somebody named Supa Doopah enough to erase one of the worst losses imaginable?

And how many cowbells does it take to affect a college football game?

Six games. Six bets. Thirty dollars.

One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advice.

Week 3 is over.

Glitter Bomb made six college football bets, and now it’s time to see which ridiculous theories actually worked.

Does having the “Platinum Voice” in your blood help you beat Stanford?
Can a trip to Orlando make you forget your home stadium is a dump?
Is pettiness actually a legitimate college football betting strategy?
And did laying 20-plus points come back to bite us in the ass?

Plus, I introduce Devil Driver, the sativa taking over this week’s Pick ’Em Thursday.

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advice.

Glitter Bomb has one job this week: get our fucking money back.

After Toad Venom went 3-3 and lost us $5.14 last week, we’re switching over to our first indica of the season.

STRAIN OF THE WEEK: Glitter Bomb
CATEGORY: Indica
GENETICS: Grape Gas #10 × OGKB Blueberry Headband

Six college football games. Six $5 bets. $30 on the line.

This week we learn:

We’re trying to go 6-0 and erase last week’s loss.

Come back Tuesday for PAYDAY TUESDAY when we find out if Glitter Bomb got us paid, figure out where we went right, where we fucked up, and update the weed standings.

Smoke good. Bet responsibly.

High Confidence is entertainment, not financial or gambling advice. Must be of legal age and located where sports betting is legal to wager.

Week 2 is over.

Toad Venom made six college football bets, and now it’s time to see which ridiculous theories actually worked.

Does looking like Chief Keef make you a better player?
Can Michigan win without the refs cheating?
Why betting against teams in your state is dangerous?
And did we actually get paid?

Plus, I introduce the strain taking over this week’s Pick ’Em Thursday.

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advice

Toad Venom is in the building, and apparently this Hybrid has me locked in.

This week’s board somehow turns college football into an investigation involving Hollywood Smothers, Bo Jackson, a ram-riding mascot, Hash Bash, a flipped wagon, a kid named Legend and a very questionable set of Iowa traditions.

Six games. Six $5 bets. Absolutely no expert analysis.

Just me, Toad Venom, and whatever logic survives the smoke.

We’ll find out Tuesday if any of this shit actually worked.

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advice.

Week 1 is over.

Peardise made six college football bets, and now it’s time to see which ridiculous theories actually worked.

Did E-40 matter?
Did Hotty Toddy betray me?
Did the Wisconsin badger tell us anything useful?
And did we actually get paid?

Plus, I introduce the strain taking over this week’s Pick ’Em Thursday.

Six bets. One strain. Zero expertise. High Confidence.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advi

Week 1 is officially underway.

This week’s strain is Peardise, an 80/20 sativa

E-40 performing at halftime, an Ole Miss chant, an escaped Wisconsin badger and a murderous SMU mascot all somehow became legitimate handicapping information.

This week’s board:

Six games. Six $5 bets. $30 on the line.

We’ll find out what the weed knew on Payday Tuesday.

High Confidence is entertainment, not gambling advice.

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Introducing the High Confidence Podcast where your host Joey gets high and bets six college football games using whatever logic the weed provides.