SPLIFF: noun

INFORMAL•BRITISH

1. a marijuana cigarette. (meaning w/nicotine). 

Is it the Netherlands or Holland? Why can't they decide? Maastrich is not like the other cities in the Netherlands, baby. 

High Femme, or also known as Schrödinger's graduated, is starting off the new year in Amsterdam—figuratively. I'm too broke otherwise.

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Thank you all for listening...here's a little thankful message from yours truly!

Hi, everyone today I will talk about my other love: music—also sousveillance!

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• More on sousveillance

• Bonus on steganography

Do you practice any kind of sousveillance?

Dommage! 

What is femmage?

Besides knowing the art of femmage, let's talk about scorpio season in this scorpio moon! Possibly followed by my most infamous poem...balanced with scorpio energy

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Here's Hannah Höch or if you prefer to listen me fangirl about her, you can listen to the episode High Femme Genesis

Isn't it weird how there are like no telephone booths? 

the public phone is dead...or is it? I'm radio girl now! so serious that I do small updates on the Brazilian presidential election. 

Radio Venceremos

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Hello everyone--guess who was high off her rocket and watched Blaze--I mean, Blade Runner by Ridley Scott?

Me! 

Before you ask, yes, I watched the final cut. 

Have you watched Blade Runner? Have you watched Blade Runner while hight?

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I AM FINALLY BACK. Not only do you get to hear me get high again and babble on about techno, I also made some lil beats myself. 

So, let us listen and learn:

TECHNO~

Hi, fellow ouide enjoyers. I am once again out of the country, semi-sober, but I found a lil bit weed.

Anyone else notice the new moral panic regarding weed? Daddy, chill please. 

Also poor high femme had to diy a pipe using a Coca-Cola can.

Today's episode--continuing pride--is about me talking about the gayest concert I've been: this song says it all, trying to listen to more podcasts, thinking again about concerts, and realizing I'm too high to get into a deep dive into the history of pride!

But we get a little gay history with Brownie Mary, the og special sweet grandma who bakes you edibles. 

Happy pride!

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