In quite possibly the raunchiest episode yet, the HSR Pod discusses the good morning texts they send to each other, how Chase is apparently the best wingman on the pod, the importance of cleaning the crease of your ass, Joe, Chase, and Ethan stealing all of Chris' tires, Ethan being a part-time zoo employee, the absolute need for piss jugs on the pod, and our dream honeymoon destinations. Mixed in with all that craziness we play a game of most eligible bachelor and get a brand new guest sponsorship from Philip Michael Hawk!

Hot Boy Summer is well underway and the HSR pod is here to help you thrive during HBS! Grab your Truly's, comb your mullets, and get those pokies ready for stories about world-class jerking, shirtless scooter squad gangs, HSR pod's new safe word (sound?), Chase getting HJs on a Sunday in a Chick-FIl-A parking lot, Chris resigning from his prestigious Mayoral position, Ethan creating UberHootersDeliveryDeal, Chris & Ethan conspiring to scam a scammer into taking nude photos of them, and Chase tries to teach us all how to safely have sex on FaceTime!

Fiyyyaaahhh!!! This episode starts out hot and just never stops. George Clooney leaves a podcast review, we go over terrible tattoo ideas while making a pact to go shirtless for every episode, Chris shares the animal kingdom from inside his house, we discuss what sounds our genitalia would make if they could talk, we go over our very thorough and detailed first date expectations, pork rinds behind the iMac were discovered, and Chase & Joe get called assholes by an amazing Chik-Fil-A worker.

This episode has a story about secondhand blowjobs from a hookah lounge. Need I say more? Well, just in case you're not convinced, Chris spins a yarn and tells yee fellow classmates about the porn phone find, we get a new sponsor from the Peyronie's Awareness Foundation, we also learn that Ethan's grandpa is a piss distance master, Chase is in need of a classmate to go to Hawaii with him, and the group discusses their favorite road rage strategies. Oh, yeah, ASMR 1:17:42 👍

This episode starts off with Bruce Buffer doing our introductions! After the introductions, Chase rubs Chick-Fil-A sauce into Chris' hardwood floor, we find out that Chris likes to curse at his TV during intense workout sessions, Chase's celebrity doppelganger is a bowling ball, Joe has starfish orgasms now that he knows where the male g-spot is, Chase wants us to hot tub in his poorly kept backyard, Ethan breaks his arm giving it his all on the gridiron -- which might be karma for stealing Chris' date to the dance after his house got destroyed by Hurricane Katrina.

Classmates!!! We've got a new intro, Joe's opportunity to host gets sabotaged before it even begins, we have roundtable discussions about our very first kisses, ripping ass in the middle of class, and someone developing a sweatpants boner! If that wasn't enough, we also discuss BIG Honkin' balls, our best man speeches, Chinese finger-traps, and we even do a little karaoke at the end.

In this episode, we discuss our first big and thick sponsorship, gaining over 2 million listeners in only two episodes, Chase's fifteen minutes of high-school fame, a recent Bumble experience (WHERE DID YOU GO MARY?!?!) personalized OnlyFans content, the pros and cons of steroid usage, ASMR (1:31:50) and we also reminisce about our former (but still very creepy) high-school tennis coach.

Come check out the second episode of the High School Reunion Podcast! 

In our second episode, we actually introduce ourselves and get straight into arm wrestling, our overly-active bladders, nerf gun fights, ASMR (45:00), Joe's swear jar, Chase's weird video game insults, Chris asks for dating advice, and Ethan proclaims himself as the group's "big bro".

Come check out the first episode of the High School Reunion Podcast! 

In our first episode, we attempt to introduce ourselves and why we started the podcast, but instead, we get distracted by Chase's hemorrhoid problem. Other topics include ASMR(1:31:00), Super Bowl bet, Chris buys fake Yeezy's, Joe wants to buy hookers and blow, Ethan loses interest in a woman because of how she runs, Chase wakes up next to a poopy shoe, improv situations (Chris gets his arm cut off), historical figures we'd like to meet, and random stories throughout the episode about our time in high school together!