In our first episode, we attempt to introduce ourselves and why we started the podcast, but instead, we get distracted by Chase's hemorrhoid problem. Other topics include ASMR(1:31:00), Super Bowl bet, Chris buys fake Yeezy's, Joe wants to buy hookers and blow, Ethan loses interest in a woman because of how she runs, Chase wakes up next to a poopy shoe, improv situations (Chris gets his arm cut off), historical figures we'd like to meet, and random stories throughout the episode about our time in high school together!