Highlander Rewatched

Charlie unexpectedly returns to Seacouver in a vain attempt to assassinate Cord, an outrageously dramatic immortal arms dealer who once saved Joe’s life, threatening the bromance triangle between Mac, Joe, and Charlie. The Rewatchers rewrite Mac friend-dumping Joe (it’s not me, it’s you), mourn the super preventable death of Charlie, and

reopen an old wound by revisiting the entrances to Joe’s Bar.

After discovering the silver bracelet he gave his first love (to cuck his kinsman, Wolverine) in a slimy art dealer’s collection, Mac returns to the Scottish highlands to confront a grave robbing Viking warrior while dodging the most aggro innkeeper in Glenfinnan. The Rewatchers dive into some ancient Norse Mythology, discuss baby’s first buzz, and enjoy- then lament- the thousand plays of Bonny Portmore.

Sparks fly in this amazing panel of Highlander directors Richard Martin (Valkyrie, Duende), Don Paonessa (The Devil You Know, editor on literally everything), and Clay Borris (The Watchers, Line of Fire). Tune in for some tips on how to shoot your day, to figure out what happens to an immortal's severed head, and to count off the number of F-bombs dropped.

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In this special episode, Keith goes on a solo quest to the frozen peaks of Mount Niri to interview Highlander 3 director and music video legend, Andy Morahan! Tune in to hear about directing Guns N' Roses, getting stranded in the snowy mountains of Canada, and Christopher Lambert getting bashed in the face by Mario Van Peebles.

In this one of a kind HL3 chronicle, the Rewatchers (gently) interrogate hugger busker/hardboiled lawman Matin Neufeld who chewed the scenery as Lt. John Stenn. Tune in to learn about some interesting cut scenes, the different types of huggers, and Martin Nuefeld’s new(feld) career as a spiritual guide.

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There can be only one audio file! The Rewatchers use the power of illusion to combine all five (count 'em five) episodes of the their Highlander 3: the Final Dimentia coverage into one loony (Napoleon) package. Tune in and get ready to laugh more than Mako's severed head!

Things hurdle toward an inevitable conclusion (illusion?) when Mac hitches a ride to Axis Chemicals in the fastest taxi he can find to rescue his son from Kane’s clutches. The Rewatchers begrudgingly discuss Mac’s immortal pecker, dissect a joyless joyride redux, and wonder if the game is truly over... again.

Things finally start happening when Kane crashes Connor's late night kendo session for an ill-advised, trapese-based, sword fight in a Bhuddist Shrine and then the third John (Stenn) finally reveals Brenda's fate (as road pizza). The Rewatchers break down the timeline of Mac's kendo journey in mind-numbing detail, try to figure out if holy ground makes swords explode, and rewrite the emotion impact of Brenda's ubrupt sendoff.

In the third of (who knows how many) episodes, Kane magically teleports to NYC so he can get down to important business: eating condoms, soliciting racist caricatures for sex, and beating miniaturized Wesley Snipes in Three-card Monte. The Rewatchers try to figure out how Kane uses the power of illusion to be a bird, learn about a real-life plot to capture Mario Van Peebles from set, and wonder if a totally unnecessary medical examiner is making a sly nod to Zeist.

After Kane and his goons suddenly reanimate underneath a mysterious Japanese laboratory, Mac returns to New York and abandons his adopted son John to the care of his friend... also John. The Rewatchers dive deep into a bizarre mugging on the Streets of NYC, meet the world’s worst doctor (and his star patient- Loony Napoleon), and try to figure out the new love interest- Brenda 2.0.