Highly Political

Well Happy 4.20 ya'll! We decided to give you a little treat and talk about the senate races! Tianna puffs some Cabbage Patch, a delicious sativa with earthy and sweet tones. Not to be confused with the garbage pail kid strain with hints of steaming trash. Sam chills with hemp CBD to honor what jesus probably smoked on the coattails of easter. It's only April but in November we have an election with A LOT of seats up for grabs. The senate could be overturned, the house could flip, and the deal mitch mcconnell made with devil doesn't expire for another 100 years, so we really have to pay attention to these midterms. We start with a state least likely to turn blue in any pocket, Oklahoma. Then onto Georgia where a republican candidate who put a gun to his wife's temple is running on a "family first" platform, shocker. Darkness aside, it is Earth Month, and Earth Day will be upon us! Get out in the sunshine to volunteer. If you don't have time, at least donate to charities and organizations doing the work for us. Is clarence thomas's wife insane? Does ron desantis actual read?  Tune in to find out! Peace, love, & Gaia. 

Tianna opens up a fresh jar of Flow Kana's outdoor The Milk, grown in tandem with fruits and vegetables sharing the same soil for terpene perfection. Sam tries Eight Horses Hemp C5, for a refreshingly light body high. This week some people in the O states are losing their damn minds. An Ohio school bans rainbows in attempts ostracize their LGBTQAI+ student body because of "god" or some shit. An Oregon education assistant shows up to school in black face, because she feels segregated as an anti vaxxer. Yes, the parallels are so crystal clear. Makes all the sense. Congress is useless, Biden isn't making things right at the border, and redistricting is on the horizon. It's a real mess ya'll. Our kook commits an unforgivable act while walking towards Canada and our Queens are given the most prestigious of grants. Will Tianna's dad ever realize the irony of his alias? Do rainbows make Sam cry? Did the woman in black face ever get that ink off of her face? Light up & Tune in to find out!

Sam enjoys a nice orange wine whilst dreaming of Europe and Tianna lays back with Cream Pie Kush. The recall is finally over and Gavin Newsom continues his reign. He better step up now that he's had a taste of instability because Larry Elder isn't going anywhere. Biden's approval rating is plummeting, dems cannot seem to pass this infrastructure bill, and AOC is under attack! Seriously, people love their outrage. The GOP rejects the 3.5 trillion, the Dems won't settle for 1 trillion, and Mitch McConnell crawled out of his bog for more tasty obstruction. Will reconciliation make this congress finally effective? Will social programs get the funds they need? Will climate be a property? Will children living in poverty receive assistance? Not if Joe Manchin has a say. And boy does he have one. Our Kooks of the week make it a race thing but our Queens stand brave and tall. Was Tianna a baby drag queen? Will Sam ever serve in Tianna's gubernatorial cabinet? Is Rudy Giuliani definitely not friends with Prince Andrew?! Light up & Tune in to find out!

Sam drinks some bubbly and Tianna puffs on Persian Plum, a delicious indica dominant that can trace its lineage to Granddaddy Purple and Larry OG. As we inch closer and closer to the California recall, we begrudgingly take a look at the other candidates. Real estate agent turned crypto investor turned YouTube influencer is ready to rule the state, calling himself a "JFK Democrat." Curious what that means in 2021, but something tells us he doesn't know either. Our Kook Of The Week is vying for the Governor's mansion as well, after he stops complaining about women and their dumb dumb bad brains, that is. California is running out of water, our Queen Of The Week puts their money where their hiking shoe is, and Olivia Munn has some political thoughts of her own. Is Tianna marrying Matt Gaetz? Does Sam love the warm embrace of an older woman? Did Ronald Reagan dabble in corporate spoken word?! Light up & Tune in to find out!

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Sam sees if CBD hemp will give her a buzz, but the chances are slim!  Tianna has had it this week so reached for...wine! As well as some delicious Blue Cookies. So, Biden hastily removed our troops from Afghanistan so now the region is unstable and the Taliban are currently in power. However it is clear to us that after 20 years and four presidents, that we never did anything right. We jump into a lil timeline to refresh our memories. You guessed it, a lot of battles, tensions, foreign aide that didn't focus on humanitarian efforts, and mental health consequences of war. The idiot brigade on the right will go to any efforts to hate on Biden, including having some positive things to say about the Taliban. No, we are not lying. Teachers across the nation are grappling with mask mandates, unhinged parents, and disrespectful children. America, they need a raise. Tianna shares some crazy facts to lighten the mood and we end the ep with a lil stoney moment. Can Sam last one episode without complaining about her family's political leanings? Does Tianna think all water is sparkling? Light up & Tune in to find out! 

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It's getting hot, and according to the latest IPCC report, it's only getting hotter. Sam sips on a cool low dose Green Monkee beverage while Tianna enjoys Cherry Moon. An indica dominant strain that is actually recommended for social gatherings for its euphoric stimulation. Ah social gatherings, will they last? Not if we don't! The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change published their Sixth Assessment Report and uh, it doesn't look too good. Biden's administration while doing some good, is simply not doing enough. They're currently mum on Line 3, a tar sand pipeline that threatens wild rice and drinking water. Governor Hutchinson of Arkansas goes on the apology tour for signing an anti mask law in his state, and boy is he lucky a judge blocked this completely reckless law. The ladies also address the energy inefficient elephant in the room: large grow operations. It is an environmental palooza ya'll! Light up & Tune in. 

Today the ladies pass a joint while they enjoy The Happiest Hour's Terpene Companion Collection shots! Sam sipped on Wake, a caffeinated terpene blend that perks you up without the jitters and Tianna amped the vibe with Intensify Mango Myrcene. The Olympics are in full swing and we are INTO IT. Sam wants all the sports and Tianna is fascinated by all the people doing all the things! One thing is clear, Simone Biles will always and forever be the GOAT. Unlike republican governors trying to tell businesses what to do! So unlike them, right? They "hate big government." Joe Biden and Manchin keep talking about these mystical senators who will reach across the aisle for the John Lewis Voting Rights Act or basically any productive legislation at all. There is some hope in Arizona, where citizens of Phoenix across the political spectrum all realize they must adapt to climate change or...die in the heat. Don't know why anybody is worrying, Bezos will take us to planet B. Is Sam going to Croatia to find the Olympic Men's Volleyball Team? Will Tianna ever care about space? Light up & tune in to find out!

It's summertime and the living could be easy, but us humans can't get it together! All of the republicans in California are running for governor and we can't even deal with Texas today. So Tianna breaks out the joint of all joints. Honeydew sativa rolled with kief and infused with oil. Sam took one puff of a Bliss pen and was basically as high as T. The California Gubernatorial recall election looms over September 14th, so be on the lookout for your ballots, Californians. Our Queen Of The Week highlights why we need universal childcare across the board and more rights for working mothers. Our favorite "libertarian" (JK never) Rand Paul apparently received a herd immunity memo no one else did and some white chick from Jersey lost her mind in an attempt to weaponize a tantrum. The ladies then have the privilege to speak with Aysha Spencer, who is currently studying at Berkeley Law School under experts in the field of... dun dun dun... Critical Race Theory! The name on every fox news anchor's lips that is scaring all your parents. We sit down to talk about the misconceptions and importance of CRT. Does Sam want a trip to Olympic Village? Wait a minute...is Aysha Tianna's sister?! Light up & tune in to find out!

It's summertime and the living could be easy, but us humans can't get it together! All of the republicans in California are running for governor and we can't even deal with Texas today. So Tianna breaks out the joint of all joints. Honeydew sativa rolled with kief and infused with oil. Sam took one puff of a Bliss pen and was basically as high as T. The California Gubernatorial recall election looms over September 14th, so be on the lookout for your ballots, Californians. Our Queen Of The Week highlights why we need universal childcare across the board and more rights for working mothers. Our favorite "libertarian" (JK never) Rand Paul apparently received a herd immunity memo no one else did and some white chick from Jersey lost her mind in an attempt to weaponize a tantrum. The ladies then have the privilege to speak with Aysha Spencer, who is currently studying at Berkeley Law School under experts in the field of... dun dun dun... Critical Race Theory! The name on every fox news anchor's lips that is scaring all your parents. We sit down to talk about the misconceptions and importance of CRT. Does Sam want a trip to Olympic Village? Wait a minute...is Aysha Tianna's sister?! Light up & tune in to find out! 

It's pride month, so Sam decided to kick off the celebration with a lil drank because we all need to have some fun. Tianna opened some butterscotch and went to town, like ya favorite high granny. Adding some sweet to the current state of sour invading our democracy. Texas is at it again suffocating voting rights while trying to make it easier to open carry. 🎶That's so Texas 🎶 Democratic elected officials need to come out in full force and not cower as we slowly slip closer and closer to autocracy. On the bright side of our descent, we still have room to celebrate the Queen Of The Week, and enjoy a good laugh at the expense of some homophobic kooks. Naomi Osaka protects her mental health with integrity, and athletes across the world commend her. Did a hot dog almost kill Sam? Will Tianna ever embrace that ocean life? Light up & tune in to find out!