PAINT MOVIE REVIEW What if Bob Ross wasn’t who you thought he was? What if he was embroiled in some sort of seedy scandal? That’s the thought that led writer/director Brett McAdams to create Paint, the new IFC film starring Owen Wilson as Carl Nargle, a Bob Ross analog. Carl has hosted Burlington, Vermont’s number one… Read More »Screener Squad: Paint

THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE REVIEW It’s been 30 years since the critical and commercial failure of the Super Mario Bros movie. And because of that absolute bomb, Nintendo has been very, very reluctant to license one of its properties for any sort of adaptation, film or otherwise. Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto was finally convinced… Read More »Screener Squad: The Super Mario Bros. Movie

AIR MOVIE REVIEW While our whole crew came together in celebrating how fun Ben Affleck’s latest directing effort Air is as a movie, we fought pretty hard on whether or not it was a bit ‘ethically queasy’. You’ll have to listen to the review to get more on Alan, Chris, Ben, and Frank arguing over… Read More »Highly Suspect Reviews: Air

TETRIS MOVIE REVIEW Lazy sunday, gonna pour myself a glass of red wine, crank up on the volume and blast Korobeiniki. What’s that? You say you’ve never heard that tune? What if I told you that not only have you heard that melody before but you could hum it in your sleep? Apple+ presents Tetris,… Read More »Screener Squad: Tetris

TRASH IN THE CAN: THE KINDRED Are you ready to have a Rod Steiger inspired slime fetish? This is just the episode for you! Travis Patten returns once more for a squirmy, wiggly, creature feature starring watermelon tentacles, the world’s angriest fetus, and the Rod Steiger tentacle bukkakke you’ve been waiting for! We watched 1987’s… Read More »Trash in the Can: The Kindred

STAR WARS – THE BAD BATCH S2 REVIEW The Mandalorian may be a huge hit, but it’s not the best Disney Plus Star Wars show about Mandalorians who adopt a powerful child. That honor belongs to The Bad Batch, a spinoff of The Clone Wars animated series. Season 2 continues the story of Clone Force… Read More »Screener Squad: Star Wars – The Bad Batch S2

FURIES MOVIE REVIEW In Greek mythology, the Furies were a trio of very powerful and angry goddesses who punished men who did bad things, particularly to women. They were a force of justice, but also a force to be reckoned with. So, it is a well chosen title for the newest Netflix female driven revenge… Read More »Screener Squad: Furies

MALUM MOVIE REVIEW Writer/Director Anthony DiBlasi has been making horror movies for a while now. One of them is called Last Shift, released in 2014. Well apparently he liked the idea so much, he essentially re-(made/booted) his own film. Which brings us to today’s film, Malum. It tells the story of a rookie cop’s first… Read More »Screener Squad: Malum

THE MAGICIAN’S ELEPHANT MOVIE REVIEW Do you have bored kids on a Friday afternoon and all the theatrical runs are being ruled by John Wick 4? No kid friendly films for as far as the eye can see? Fear not Moms and Dads, Netflix has got you covered. Based on the beloved children’s book by… Read More »Screener Squad: The Magician’s Elephant

ATTACK ON TITAN – THE FINAL SEASON – PT.3 What’s up with all the shaking cups of water and that ominous thundering sound? It’s not T-Rex on a stroll this time. It’s the long awaited highly anticipated Rumbling in Attack on Titan The Final Season Part 2 special Episode 1 penultimate special! Protagonist turned antagonist… Read More »Screener Squad: Attack on Titan – The Final Season – Pt.3