Hindsight

Do you guys remember when bath salts were a thing? I remember seeing that a bunch a while back and people said that doing bath salts pretty much turns you into a zombie and it’ll make you eat people. I don’t really know if that’s true, also I don’t even know how one would consume bath salts to get a trip out of it, but I do know that if you want to turn into a cannibal zombie, you should try PCP…

"Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave." - Mary Tyler Moore

Despite this movie having a very simple premise, it still managed to be amazingly confusing and mind-melting but there were always giant people that howled like foxes and that was pretty dope…

"Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud." - Sophocles (This quote pretty much sums up the message of this movie)

As usual I say this is going to be a short episode and then I start rambling and telling stories… Either way, I appreciate everyone who has listened to the podcast this month and has shared it with their friends because that makes you a good friend!

"This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it." - William James

Every category of product has an “Apple” version amongst them which means that they aren’t really doing anything special but they mark up their prices really high to make it seem like they are. Chipotle is the Apple of fast food, Starbucks is the Apple of coffee, and IQOS is the Apple of lung cancer…

"A healthful hunger for a great idea is the beauty and blessedness of life." - Jean Ingelow

As a not so wise man once said “They’re trying to turn the frogs gay!”

"Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts." - E. B. White

I wonder at what point a word is used so often in the mainstream that it warrants becoming a real word in the dictionary. Of course, I know that flexing is a real word but I mean the urban meaning of the word, c’mon guys, I’m not that dumb…

"Those who boast of their descent, brag on what they owe to others." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Sometimes I think of absolute power works the same way as I think of absolute value does in math, so technically if you have a huge amount of negative power like being at the absolute bottom of the food chain, that would, in turn, make you the most powerful person in terms of the absoluteness of it. This doesn’t make sense in any way but I still rest my case…

"Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are, you aren't." - Margaret Thatcher

I will go down in infamy amongst flies all over the world as fly killer prime, the harbinger of death, reaper of souls, destroyer of lives, and I will do it all with a smile spread across my face…

"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it." - Charles M. Schulz

C’mon and slam and welcome to the jam! The exact same jam as last time but now with a different basketball player and even lazier writing but that doesn’t rhyme so we can’t add it to the jingle!

"Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction." - Anne Frank

And with that, the trilogy comes to a close! Welp, I guess it’s time to start planning the next one…

"He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery." - Harold Wilson