Since there is an absolute hail storm going on outside right now, it’s only in good taste to talk about the funny storm stories from my time at Georgia Southern. And I’m talking about the actual weather, not the racial storm that descended on the school in 2016…

"Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith." - Steve Jobs

Of course, we have to follow up the worst date ever episode with the best date ever, and oh boy it was a good one!

“What You Lack In Talent Can Be Made Up With Desire, Hustle And Giving 110% All The Time.” – Don Zimmer

You know a date was bad when you’ve suppressed the memory so far down into your brain that you don’t even remember it ever happening until something or someone brings it back to the surface and it makes you cringe so much that it feels like your body is about to seize…

“Develop An Attitude Of Gratitude. Say Thank You To Everyone You Meet For Everything They Do For You.” – Brian Tracy

Like a mythical final boss of emotional turmoil, Kenzie rises from the ashes to try and finish what she started… This is a joke, I don’t actually hate her or anything like that XD

“You Don’t Have To Be Great To Start, But You Have To Start To Be Great.” – Zig Ziglar

The job of a finesser is by no means an honest one, that would literally go against the term, but it’s a fun profession to say the least. Even though I officially retired from the game last year, of course, I had to make a brief comeback to finesse my finals grade in my networks class, so let’s take a trip down memory lane of my bests finesses of all time!

“Fake It Until You Make It! Act As If You Had All The Confidence You Require Until It Becomes Your Reality.” – Brian Tracy

I love just chatting with y’all, it feels like a normal conversation that I would have with a friend because only in a normal conversation would I be able to go from talking about painkillers in video games to a long rant about cancel culture all in the span of 30 minutes. Yeah being my friend is an experience in it of itself…

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” – C.S. Lewis

We’re taking a trip in the way way back machine all the way back to elementary school, aka the good ol’ days before we all grew up and found out that the world sucks…

Also #freeBiscuit

“What You Lack In Talent Can Be Made Up With Desire, Hustle And Giving 110% All The Time.” – Don Zimmer

So I got into a pretty bad car accident today, my car and the car that hit me got absolutely totaled but thankfully I survived to tell the tale. So I guess there’s at least one positive and if there’s at least one positive then the situation could’ve always been worse so I can be thankful that it was only as bad as it was.

Once again I forgot how to stop talking and the planned short intro became a 27-minute intro…

“Creativity Is Intelligence Having Fun.” – Albert Einstein

Sometimes I look back on my early college years in absolute awe as to how I was able to put myself through the mental gymnastics of convincing myself that I could be an extrovert. It would definitely make me a gold medal Olympic gymnast but as an extrovert, I wouldn’t even make the podium…

“The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.” – Hasidic Proverb