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Join the best friends this week with a submission from a listener who wants to know if her supposed, “vintage idiot”, friends with benefits (who is catching feelings for her) can still work out. What do you think?

 Their second submission is about a listener who was publicly shamed on social media for his penis size and wants to know Mike’s advice for handling it.

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