Your New Best Friends

By Tabby and Mike

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The podcast currently has 94 episodes available.

Your New Best Friends episodes:

May 17, 2022 She probably has salty knees
**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. **
The pair is back this week off their lovely honeymoon! Did you miss them?
Tune in to catch this week’s plot twist and also hear Tabby’s terrible explanation of the movie “Ghost” with Patrick Swayze and Whoopie Goldberg.
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42min
April 19, 2022 I'm sitting in my house with my fingers in my mouth
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Join the duo this week as they have a meaningful first date together.
The two see if they’re a good fit.
This episode is part of a 2 series episode. Catch the plot twist next month.
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35min
March 07, 2022 Marty K & The Equality B!tches
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Join the pair this week as they start the episode with Tabby’s interesting adventures in Center City, Philadelphia.
The two follow up with a hand written speech from Mike on his “new art adventure” starring a known and loved revolutionary leader.
The bff’s end the episode discussing whether a woman who decided to let her recently-found biological father walk her down the wedding aisle instead of the parents who adopted and raised her, is she an a-hole?
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53min
February 07, 2022 You're getting juice everywhere
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Join the duo this week as they open up with a fun game of “What did you mean by that??”
The two recap Tabby’s Florida adventures and end the show talking about an@l beads and what to do if your friend pitches a pants tent while shooting some hoops.
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45min
January 10, 2022 I'm not putting him in my mouth unless it gets physical
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Join the pair this week as they discuss what 3 albums and artists’ music they would steal if they were sent 40 years back in time. The two end the show discussing an FML topic of whether someone is entitled to “special” sex after a tragedy occurs.
What do you think? Is back door access on the table after a death??

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52min
December 06, 2021 What's your scent? Despair and avocados?
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Join the best friends this month as they open with a voicemail from a prisoner in Florida! The duo are glad to know their outreach spreads far and wide, to all types of audiences.
They begin the episode with an unruly Amazon prime order.
The two end the episode giving advice to a Reddit submission about having a neighbor who has zero respect or boundaries and how they each would handle the situation.
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47min
November 08, 2021 Eat Out Rock 'VS' The Nomad Humper
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Welcome the best friends back after their “short” 6 month hiatus! This episode the two play catch-up with one another and Mike has a true field day roasting Tabby on her dating scene over the last 6 months. To quote Mike, “this dumpster's just BEEN on fire.”
The duo end the episode with a question from Reddit about how to abandon your wife and kids. The Reddit user has 5 kids. Tabby and Mike discuss how they themselves would shake loose and start anew.
The duo plans to do an episode a month, and if it doesn’t end up working out that way, just know the two of them never saw this advancing romantically anyway and wish you all nothing but the best :)
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55min
April 12, 2021 Who thinks you could possibly be too fat for gravity?
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Join the best friends with their first submission from a listener who recently moved in with their partner and keeps catching them in white lies. Is this a red flag?
Their second submission is from a listener who wants to crash diet for a date. But not just any kind of date and they’re determined.
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38min
April 05, 2021 I think we all have a little Jack Sparrow in us
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Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who got a tattoo behind their parent’s back and now they’re car-less. Whomp whomp.
Their second submission is from a listener who watched two friends end it all over a board game. Think your friendships could stand the test?
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33min
March 29, 2021 Bonus Material: You smell like vinegar, do you Uber for Blimpies?
**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. **
Join the best friends this week with some bonus material they had saved!
Their submission this week comes from another New Jersey based listener and pumping their own gas.
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25min

FAQs about Your New Best Friends:

How many episodes does Your New Best Friends have?

The podcast currently has 94 episodes available.