In this episode of History Squirt, Rasputin refuses to die. Poison fails. Bullets fail. Drowning mostly fails. Part 2 is conspiracy, assassination attempts, and the collapse of imperial Russia as one extremely durable mystic becomes legend. History’s most stubborn villain arc. Let’s squirt!

Topics: Rasputin assassination, Russian Revolution era, Romanov downfall, Russian imperial court, historical myths, famous deaths in history, early 20th century Russia, funny history podcast, funny history podcasts, historical events podcast, comedy podcast, true stories podcast, history podcast comedy, historical podcast, History Squirt

In this episode of History Squirt, we meet Grigori Rasputin - Siberian mystic, faith healer, and professional rumour magnet. Part 1 follows his rise through the Russian imperial court, his influence over the Romanovs, and the growing suspicion that this barefoot holy man might be slightly too powerful. It ends with a crucifix and a very bad night. Let’s squirt!

Topics: Rasputin, Russian Empire, Romanov dynasty, Tsar Nicholas II, mystic healer history, imperial Russia scandal, pre revolution Russia, funny history podcast, funny history podcasts, historical events podcast, comedy podcast, true stories podcast, history podcast comedy, historical podcast, History Squirt

In this episode of History Squirt, we explore Violet Morris - record-breaking French athlete, gender-norm defier, and eventual Nazi collaborator. A life that begins with sporting dominance and ends in wartime betrayal, this is one of history’s sharpest moral whiplashes. Let’s squirt!

Topics: Violet Morris, women in sport history, interwar France, gender nonconformity history, Nazi collaboration, 20th century Europe, controversial historical figures, History Squirt

In this episode of History Squirt, we explore whale-related history — exploding carcasses, industrial blubber economics, naval mishaps, and humanity repeatedly underestimating very large mammals. From whaling empires to bizarre maritime disasters, whales have been minding their business while humans make it weird. Let’s squirt!

Topics: whale history, whaling industry, maritime disasters, exploding whale incident, naval history, industrial revolution resources, ocean history, History Squirt

In this episode of History Squirt, we explore Emperor Nero — lyre enthusiast, professional dramatist, and ruler of Rome during one extremely inconvenient fire. From artistic delusions to political purges, Nero ruled like a theatre kid handed absolute power and no supervision. It went about as well as you’d expect. Let’s squirt!

Topics: Emperor Nero, Great Fire of Rome, Roman emperors, Julio-Claudian dynasty, ancient Rome scandal, imperial excess, Roman political history, History Squirt

In this episode of History Squirt, we explore Agrippina the Younger — Roman empress, political strategist, mother of Nero, and full-time operator in a world powered by paranoia. She maneuvered her way through imperial politics, possibly poisoned a husband, and raised a son who would eventually return the favour. Roman family dynamics were… intense. Let’s squirt!

Topics: Agrippina the Younger, Roman Empire, Nero’s mother, Julio-Claudian dynasty, Roman imperial politics, women in ancient Rome, palace intrigue history, History Squirt

In our worst episode yet, we explore the Lighthouse of Alexandria — ancient Egypt’s giant glowing middle finger to shipwrecks. One of the Seven Ancient Wonders, it stood for over a thousand years guiding sailors before earthquakes and time decided it had glowed enough. Big tower. Bigger ego. Let’s squirt!

Topics: Lighthouse of Alexandria, Seven Ancient Wonders, Pharos of Alexandria, ancient Egypt architecture, maritime navigation history, Hellenistic Egypt, ancient engineering, History Squirt

In this episode of History Squirt, we explore Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart — the British officer who lost an eye, a hand, survived multiple plane crashes, escaped a POW camp, and described war as “fun.” He was injured so often it became a personality trait. Let’s squirt!

Topics: Adrian Carton de Wiart, World War I hero, World War II history, British military legends, war survival stories, decorated officers history, 20th century warfare, History Squirt

In this episode of History Squirt, we explore Benedict Arnold — American Revolutionary War hero turned professional betrayal icon. He fought bravely, felt underappreciated, switched sides to the British, and permanently turned his name into shorthand for “don’t be that guy.” Let’s squirt!

Topics: Benedict Arnold, American Revolution, Revolutionary War history, famous traitors, US independence, West Point betrayal, 18th century America, History Squirt

In this episode of History Squirt, we explore the Year of the Five Emperors — 193 AD, when Rome decided that one emperor simply wasn’t chaotic enough. Assassinations, auctions of the throne, military power grabs, and rapid regime turnover. It’s imperial musical chairs, but with legions. Let’s squirt!

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Topics: Year of the Five Emperors, Roman Empire crisis, 193 AD Rome, Praetorian Guard auction, Roman succession crisis, imperial civil war, ancient Roman politics, History Squirt

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