Hit and Bitch

Hit and Bitch

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Hit and Bitch episodes

  • Bro, I'm Stuck in the Washing Machine

    HIT AND BITCH IS BACK for our 6th season, with new permanant host DAISY!!! On this episode of Hit and Bitch, Daisy, Emma, and Zoë discuss their elderly behaviors, underrated TV shows, wtf is going on with lesbian TikTok, and relationship age gaps. We also learned how to use our soundboard :)

    Time Stamps

    - Becoming our grandparents (1:57)

    - Underrated TV shows (11:19)

    - JoJo Siwa and Lesbian TikTok Drama (16:48)

    - Billie Eilish and relationship age gaps (22:00)

    38 min
  • Keg Stand On My Cooch with Special Guest Daisy

    If you’ve listened to our show before, you’ve already heard of our next guest. On this second special episode of Hit and Bitch, Daisy joins Zoë, Kenny, and Emma on the pod to discuss Goop by Gwyneth Paltrow, the struggles of having a vagina, TikTok, and what it’s like to be a broke college student.

    Timestamps:

    - Hit: Goop and Gwyneth Paltrow’s Netflix Show (4:29)

    - Hit and Bitch: TikTok (11:20)

    - Bitch: Daisy’s Summer of Yeast (16:55)

    - Bonus Segment: Is ASMR Sexy? (20:03)

    - Bitch: Third Party Ticket Sellers (21:48)

    28 min
  • Academic Head with Special Guest James

    Ok so the rumors are true. This might be our most chaotic episode of all time. Our audio tech James joins Ken and Zoe on the pod as Hit and Bitch's first official guest to talk about some of his most crazy hookup stories, red and green flags, and Rice Purity Test scores. And of course, he defines the iconic term known as academic head. 

    Timestamps: 

    2:39 - Ballad of the Goth GF

    13:49 - Academic Head

    21:40 - Red and Green Flags

    25:15 - Rice Purity Test

    30 min
  • Babe, I'm Busy Mining the Blockchain!

    Ok, we're really back this time, we promise! Talking points: a spoiler-free Euphoria recap, movies (ofc), and alpha-male NFT bros (cricket noises).

    Time stamps!

    - Hit: Euphoria (4:11)

    - Hit: Tick, Tick, Boom and Encanto (11:12)
    - Hit: Licorice Pizza (18:44)
    - Bitch: NFTs (23:28)
    - Bitch: “Alpha Males” who podcast (31:18)

    39 min
  • Swifties and Barbz Get the Vaccine

    Hello again, ladies and Jerks! While Madeline and Jenn girlboss in the real world this semester, Kenny is back (as a permanent host) with Zoë and Emma to recap Hot Girl Summer, chat about new music, and advocate for change on campus.

    55 min
  • Dear Ariana Grande, You Are a WHYTE Lady

    This week your resident Jerks discuss all the celebrity news including—but not limited to—Brenda Song and Macaulay Culkin having a bAbY?! And, if you weren’t already aware, Justin Timberlake sucks, and—we know this is a hot take—so does Ariana Grande.

    39 min
  • Save a Horse, Ride a Demon

    This week after yet another accidental hiatus (sorry) the lovely ladies go to hell with Lil Nas X, celebrate the legalization of marijuana in New York, dive into the "good for her" cinematic universe, have a few choice words for the people who stormed Castle Court—and also for the Biden admin. P.S. has a killer John Mulaney impression P.P.S. gET vaCCiNaTEd AsaP

    45 min

About Hit and Bitch

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What's up, c*nts? Yeah, we just said that. Welcome to the podcast about the things you hate to love and love to hate! Each week, Zoë, Emma, and Daisy discuss a list of hits and bitches about pop…