Snip snap. They switched bodies at the hospital. Cryogenically soaking. Speaking in 🔥 👅 the real president is missing. Let’s dig him up then! This Fourth of July let’s March towards the cemetery. Meet in front of Arlington. Where they take all the pictures. Bring some shovels, wheelbarrow, and buckets. Raise that fool up. Make sure he’s who they say he was. I wouldn’t be surprised. Not one bit

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