This episode starts with a 10-minute discussion of the film Rookie of the Year, which some may call "cope." Alas, the 2025 New York Mets were bad. Isn't that more interesting than them being good? (That's cope.)

Ellen, David, and Kait talk about who they would most like to see in the World Series and come to an identical conclusion which is likely to shock you: We don't want the Philadelphia Phillies, Los Angeles Dodgers, or New York Yankees to be in it. Otherwise it's all gravy. (I'm sorry for saying I don't really root for the Cubs—I will because my Aunt Karen likes them so much and this video of Seiya Suzuki's son was so cute.)

We distribute one last batch of King of New York awards to some of the most deserving and sweetest.

Once again we ask Pete Alonso not to break our hearts.

Write to us during the winter! Tell us how to occupy our time! [email protected]

LGM!!

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Dom Hamel we hardly knew you!! Hope you clear waivers, bud. You will always be the MLB-record-breaking 46th pitcher the New York Mets were forced to use in a single season due to a series of ailments and flaws.

This week on Hits Different, we are just trucking along. We are just doing our best! Poor Ellen was not upright for a lot of this. I showed everyone my heinous and tragic prize from the Mets Memorabilia Store "mystery grab bag" experience.

Lest you forget, Pete hit a walk-off home run and went bubble gum bucket to the head. Katia Lindor is the most glamorous woman in New York. 30,000 people got ready to fight a probably nice and normal San Diego pitcher because he hit Francisco Alvarez our ANGEL!!! with a baseball!!! those things are hard!!!!! Brett is on the flag now. Everyone keeps saying "piggy-back."

Send questions to [email protected]. Let's go Mets! Stayin' alive!

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Uploading this AFTER Pete Alonso single-handedly saved the Mets season. Pete Alonso Met for life. Pete Alonso greatest Met of all time. Sorry for the delay. This week on Hits Different, we're talking about what some are calling the most cursed week of baseball in history. After a spectacular NOBLETIGER situation in which Edwin Diaz took his shoes off on the mound and then destroyed the Cincinnati Reds, the Mets went 1-6 in devastating fashion. Dear lord.

We're talking about the "extremophiles" living in the Gowanus Canal, Harrison Bader's horrific heel-turn, the President's visit to Yankee Stadium, and whether it's better to watch your team flop so hard that the end of the season is chill and silly or whether it's better to CLING TO HOPE until the bitter end.

Official Hits Different ruling: Ya gotta believe!

Send questions to [email protected]. We still love the Mets! It's all about the Mets baby, let's go Mets!

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David is on vacation, Ellen is back from vacation! She tells us all about her new favorite ballpark (omg) and another ballpark she went to last week that she also liked but not as much. We spent more time than we felt good about trying to figure out when Pete and Haley Alonso are having their baby. Sorry, it was girl talk! This isn't a Larry Stylinson, Babygate situation, we're just excited.

Longgggggg episode this week. Girl talk!

I'm posting this right after the Mets lost the series to the Reds, so I feel vindicated in having been a bit of a bummer on mic a couple days ago. I had been thinking "that was wrong of me." No. Always right!

Producer Nathan and I will be going to Yankee Stadium on 9/11. If any Yankees fans listen to this (eek!!) please let us know what the best snacks are. As you know, I can't have anything with ketchup because your stadium does not provide Heinz.

Let's go Mets!

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Francisco Alvarez is sort of like the Joker if he was nice. He wears the craziest suits I've ever seen and after he breaks a bone or tears a ligament in half it's a matter of days until he is back to peak physical performance. Also he kind of growls wordlessly sometimes.

This week on Hits Different, David and Kaitlyn discuss the head injury that Kaitlyn suffered last week, compelling her to sleep through podcast recording time and then to yell at Mr. Met in a crowded subway station. That was awful and resulted in the Mets losing two out of three to the Nationals. But now we're ok and the Mets are back! This episode was recorded before the debut of the wonderful Canadian infant Jonah Tong and we also didn't yet know that he was going to select the #21, previously worn by Max Scherzer. Producer Nathan can potentially just have some letters swapped out on the jersey that's been gathering dust in the closet. It's Tong Time!

The Phillies are terrified of the Mets? The World Series is back on?

When Ellen comes back from California and we can ask her, then we will know for sure.

Let's go Mets!

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This week on Hits Different, Ellen, David, and Kait catch up on another brutal week of Mets baseball. But for one brief, shining moment there was a Camelot...

Pete Alonso broke the Mets all-time homerun record which was one of the greatest moments of many lives. And he beat the Braves' brains in to boot. We are all so happy that Pete received a startlingly large piece of artwork made from baseball trash from his billionaire boss who allegedly knows something about fine art. You could sort of see Pete's face flickering between thinking it was cool and wondering whether it would have to be hung up only in the basement. He is one of the greatest people alive in this country today I don't think that's in question!!!

Anyway, after that, Mets kept losing. We support them and it's fine. Whatever they see fit to do, we are behind them. We looked at some baseball cards from 1989 and Ellen broke off four of her teeth on mic.

Listener Lance you saved us. Let's go Mets!!!!!!!!

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Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry—Kaitlyn and Producer Nathan were on vacation in Maine and had to watch the Mets get walked off from the top of a stunning seaside mountain. This episode is very late and—we assume— depressing!

This week on Hits Different, Ellen and David are talking about what the Syracuse Mets should be named. Respectfully, this is the only part of the episode I was able to read a transcription of really fast in between lobster rolls and theatrically long bicycle journeys. I can't wait to learn what else they said!

Let's go Mets!!!!!!

Pete please wait for us to get back to New York <3

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Mark "Swaggy V" Vientos was NOT traded to the Miami Marlins, Chicago White Sox, or Pittsburgh Pirates on Thursday and for that we are so grateful. He celebrated the news with an Instagram photo dump that included a new girlfriend whom he did NOT tag. Producer Nathan tried to figure out who she was by scrolling through all of Mark's Instagram follows and clicking manually onto the profile of each hot young woman. His Instagram feed is now insane.

This week on Hits Different we're talking about a weird 3-3 West Coast trip, the idea of brothers, the idea of twins, and of course Mark's job-saving (his) and life-saving (mine) grand slam. We received a wonderful question from a listener who wanted to know which celebrity we would sell the Mets to. I mistakenly said that Jose Iglesias is making his return to Citi Field this week, I guess because I was just assuming we were playing series that went Giants-Padres-Giant-Padres, due to the whole schedule being stupid like that up to this point. Candelita will be here in September.

Thanks and sorry!

LGM!

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All the Mets are getting married! We should rename them the New York Bridegrooms!

We're back after another horrible experience with a technology gremlin who crazily and unfairly entered our devices and ruined an episode of the show during which we discussed Brett Baty's engagement for upwards of 10 minutes.

This week we're talking about the looming trade deadline, but not in the way where guys who have no experience in baseball management draw up their "mock proposals" and then ask for approval on them from internet strangers. We're only talking about our feelings, really. Mark "Swaggy V" Vientos—this is not a man who should be in Minneapolis or Cleveland, with all due respect to those possibly lovely American cities (wouldn't know). Incidentally, I'm sorry I sound so New York elitist this week and that I didn't know how to say "Wilkes-Barre."

Edwin Diaz almost killed someone two times this week which was interesting. We answered a mailbag question about whether pitchers feel bad when they do this and why they basically never apologize. Send us more questions at [email protected] we love them!!

Let's go Mets!

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I don't think this episode title is click-bait at all, actually. Actually!! This week on Hits Different, we're recording at a super random hour because of our travel schedules. Sorry! Because of the timing, we're recapping the Subway Series and the first game of Mets vs. Orioles, which I assume is the only one you want to hear about anyway. PLEASE stick around for the entire episode even if you are put off by some of our more extreme statements in the first half, as we got an amazing email this week from a Citi Field WHISTLEBLOWER and have much secret knowledge to share. This is a huge evolution for our program—we are now anti-math and Pro-Publica. Haha!

I believe Ellen has a Proton mail account if anybody would like to communicate with us more securely. For correspondence with lesser stakes (although all of this is pretty high-stakes to us), don't forget to write to [email protected]

If you know what happened to the 15,000 pairs of Max Scherzer inspired two-toned sunglasses that the Mets were supposed to give away in 2023 but canceled after he was traded you HAVE to tell us. You have to.

Congratulations to us on 50 episodes of our baseball podcast? Let's go Mets!

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