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🚨 It's an episode of many Pauls, featuring the most important Paul of all, Paul.🚨

Hi friends! We love and miss you! Here's a long lost episode to tide you over while we are on a chaotic hiatus. It's another episode featuring a lovely Patreon listener. I hope you like Huell Howser!

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👨‍👦 "I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE SOME CHLOROFORM, A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE, AND THIS GAGGING BANDANA" 👨‍👦

Hi friends! It’s been a minute, but here we are discussing S5:E12 - NOW WHO’S THE DUMMY?! Bobby catches the eye of an older gentleman (nightmare fuel🤮) who gifts him a ventriloquist dummy (nightmare fuel🤮) that Hank ends up using to insult and belittle Bobby (nightmare fuel🤮) until it is stolen out of Bobby’s room in the night (nightmare fuel🤮) by a certain insane neighbor who ends up mutilating it with a wood chipper ala Fargo while Bobby watches helplessly (nightmare fuel🤮). In addition- We, once again, confront our own mortality, clap our hands, and uncover the mystery of who Froggy is, where he went a-courtin,’ and why. 🐸

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🍑  I'M A MOONER 🍑

THIS VERY WEEK, we unpack S5:E11 - Hank and the Great Glass Elevator!!! It's an episode ripe with ASS and ripe with ANN RICHARDS! Be sure to write in to share any stories you have relating to: love affairs with delivery people, times you made someone vomit from your presence, times you've eaten trash from a trash can, and your love of corn/corn on the cob. Enjoy the episode!

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🎩🦝WHY AM I WEARING THE HAT?🦝🎩

Join us this week as we discuss an episode with at least three assassination attempts (possibly four), the horrors of getting old, a drunk Hank, and a very determined Cotton.

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🎅🏼 "WALLY WOULD NEVER KILL ME IN MY SLEEP, HE EVEN TOLD ME THAT." 🎅🏼

Just in time for the holiday season, it's S5:E8 - 'TWAS THE NUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS! Bill copes with his holiday depression by dressing up as Santa Claus and opening a Winter wonderland at his house. Yikes. Get ready for an extra special holiday re-telling of this extra special holiday episode! Grab a cup of hot cocoa, put on your most hideous holiday sweater, and cozy up with this episode out now!

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"BOCK BOCK BAGOCK!!!" 🐓

Today's episode covers S5:E7 - WHAT MAKES BOBBY RUN?! Bobby is chosen to be the school mascot but is shunned by nearly everyone, even his own parents, when he runs from his duty after finding out that part of his duty involves being beaten mercilessly by the rival team. The adults of Arlen really want to see this kid get beat up! In addition, we got some armadillo facts for you that will surprise and possibly even frighten you. Tune in to check it out!

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This week's episode is a special one! We had the opportunity to talk to Marianne (Mary), the very popular TikToker who goes by the name @kothtok! Undoubtedly, you've seen her videos that range from little known facts about the show to the philosophy of Boomhauer! 

Hope you enjoy this episode and be sure to check out Mary's TikTok and her many videos about King of the Hill!

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"ROB REINER SAYS THAT THE FIRST YEAR IS THE MOST IMPORTANT TO A CHILD'S DEVELOPMENT"

Cotton surprised Hank and Peggy when he shows up in Arlen. Curveball, he ends up taking a job as a bathroom attendant when he spends his days smelling other people's poo while missing out on the Veteran's Day Parade. A shitty situation to say the least.

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