HOA Nightmares

By HOA Nightmares

What's HOA Nightmares about?

Join two millennials who are navigating the constant chaos of being on the board of a condo association. We tell crazy stories, read yours on air and offer highly unqualified advice!

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HOA Nightmares episodes:

06.25.2024
Bad Advice Will Cost Ya!
As Rose asked Jack on the deck of Titanic looking at his sketchbook, "and these were drawn from life?" Today's episode was taken from a real meeting and the agenda had a few surprises leaving one board member to turn...
06.18.2024
$134,000 assessment
Another episode ripped from the headlines right here in South Florida! What are the ripples of six-figure assessments? We unpack it in this week's episode!
06.05.2024
Expensive Secrets
How would you handle an HOA telling you that you owe $13,000 but not share any other details like costs, project scope and who will be doing the work? Listen to find out!
05.15.2024
No Way -LA
This episode is the result of some on-location research that I cannot keep to myself. This is a bi-coastal HOA Nightmare!
05.09.2024
That's Just Cruel
Just when you think a project is at the finish line, there are always those few people who haven't been paying attention (for the last year) and even a fellow board member back up the bus to run us over...
03.29.2024
Sure is a lot of STALLING!
What happens when you're at the finish line of a big project and then there are attempts to thwart the progress?
03.13.2024
Lourdes Part Deux
Lourdes is back with the hotly anticipated update on her HOA woes. Did she communicate with the Board President? Was action taken? Find out in this special episode!
03.05.2024
You're Suing Who??
This one gets a little personal with a surprising lawsuit but the real twist is who Patrick is siding with! Would you do the same?
02.27.2024
Does Pettiness Pay? Probably
While we always strive to be hour best selves, sometimes getting a little petty can be uniquely satisfying - especially with matters of the HOA!
02.07.2024
Rata-shoo-weee
Today we have an amazing guest coming to the pod with a live issue and needs the help of HOA Nightmares! Spoiler alert: rats are involved!
01.30.2024
The Case of the Missing Handyman
What happens when you cut a corner in a renovation project? A very expensive and WET oopsie! Listen for the full story!
01.23.2024
"I'm a designer!"
This episode comes off a spirited meeting in which the residents argue, the board tries to keep the peace and everyone learns who the building Karen is. Listen in!
01.18.2024
First Amendment, Schmurst Amendment
Patrick's voice may give away that his body is completely engulfed in disease but this episode is the remedy we all need! A lighter look at a silly note from an HOA and the best way to respond. Listen in!
01.09.2024
Sin City HOA
Ripped from the headlines of Las Vegas, today's episode is an examination of the human condition and the role an HOA plays in it!
01.03.2024
New Year, Same HOA
Today's episode talks about resolutions for an HOA, how our personal lives can seep into managing a building which gets a bit dark but ends on a happy note! What are your HOA Resolutions?
12.19.2023
The Litigious Ficus
It's the holidays! What better way to get in that cozy spirit than a tale of neighbors going to war over plants and threatening legal action against the building and individual BOD members? Happy Holidays!
12.04.2023
Secrets of the Seawall
This episode has it all: $1M project, political espionage and the answer to the question: is Patrick the Beyonce to Stephen's Kelly/Michelle?
11.18.2023
HOA Blessing
This episode has everything: baby boomers, a one legged truck thief and a Mean Girls reference!
12.22.2022
The 12 Days of HOA
For a fresh take on a holiday classic check out this very special episode! Happy Holidays and we can't wait to see you in 2023!
12.06.2022
International Nightmare
This episode goes international and is a tale that involves granny panties, wheelchair ramps and deeply uncomfortable eye contact.
12.01.2022
Stole Millions
Popularized by Law & Order, this episode is "ripped from the headlines" and we cover an insidious plot involving HOA members shattering a community. It's a fun listen!
11.21.2022
Apology Episode
We took an unexpected week off and have some explaining to do. Our very first apology! Listen to find out why.
11.08.2022
The Trash Chute Queen
Stephen is off this week but there are two new voices and a very special segment! HINT: last week's episode featured an anecdote with our guest contributor!
11.08.2022
The Trash Chute Queen
Stephen is off this week but there are two new voices and a very special segment! HINT: last week's episode featured an anecdote with our guest contributor!
11.02.2022
A Collection of Nightmares
We examine a recent collection of homeowners sharing their nightmares which prove HOA drama is universal!
10.25.2022
2022 Season 2
After an extended hiatus, Stephen and Patrick are BACK! We're older, wiser, and have had no shortage of HOA drama. In this episode we cover a Sheriff's dispatch to a meeting and some other exciting developments!
04.24.2020
40K Oopsie
Stephen and Patrick talk about accounting madness and what led to a $40,000 oopsie the HOA had to deal with. Who can relate?
04.17.2020
Parking Nightmares
In today's episode we catch up on condos under quarantine and unpack a quandary from a listener!
02.06.2020
Waterworld
Today we have our first special guest and he doesn't disappoint! Find out what happens when a 100 year old building in Boston accidentally turns into E-deck of Titanic.
12.31.2019
Litigation and Observation
In this episode the guys talk about the perils of board litigation and potential benefits of AirBnB.
12.11.2019
Renovations and Rejuvenations
The guys talk about their home buying process and ensuing shenanigans after closing.
12.06.2019
Introduction and a nightmare!
Two elder millennials introduce themselves and explain why their chaotic experiences of being on a condo board led them to start a podcast and want to offer a platform to share stories from others!

What's HOA Nightmares about?

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HOA Nightmares episodes:

Bad Advice Will Cost Ya!

$134,000 assessment

Expensive Secrets

No Way -LA

That's Just Cruel

Sure is a lot of STALLING!

Lourdes Part Deux

You're Suing Who??

Does Pettiness Pay? Probably

Rata-shoo-weee

The Case of the Missing Handyman

"I'm a designer!"

First Amendment, Schmurst Amendment

Sin City HOA

New Year, Same HOA

The Litigious Ficus

Secrets of the Seawall

HOA Blessing

The 12 Days of HOA

International Nightmare

Stole Millions

Apology Episode

The Trash Chute Queen

The Trash Chute Queen

A Collection of Nightmares

2022 Season 2

40K Oopsie

Parking Nightmares

Waterworld

Litigation and Observation

Renovations and Rejuvenations

Introduction and a nightmare!

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