HOA Nightmares

I was reflecting on the newsletter (find HOA Nightmares on Beehiiv!) and one of the first nightmares that sent me down this path. I thought it could be fun to revisit a nightmare that involves and (alleged) sex worker, succulents and local police. Listen in!

I'm in a digestive quandary this week, but had to finish on a high note with the funniest video a listener shared with me! Listen in for a new nightmare!

Shifting focus from the nightmares of a board member to the nightmares of a resident! Patrick gets some perspective on what makes a neighborhood with 2400 homes function. A straw committee?

Today's episode is seeking an answer to a very important question: where are you? Listen in to learn the who, what, when, where and why!

Today's episode was from an interesting question I saw online that simply posited, if you buy a home in a community with an HOA why don't you show up to meetings? The decisions of a few can affect many. Listen in to hear why!

Today's episode is part of a conversation I had with a friend in another state who bought a place with a very reasonable HOA only to be surprised at the sizeable increase in just a few years and wondered, "can they just do that?" Listen in!

Most HOA communities boast common areas that can be used by the community and the deal is you clean up after yourself. What happens when there's so much blood the remediation gets spread across a community? Yes, I said blood. Listen in for the details! Don't forget to share your nightmares at [email protected]

Today's episode start off with a true nightmare that involves fees, lawyers and a property auction. We end lighter with the HOA version of AI Slop. Listen in and subscribe to the newsletter on Beehiiv!

Today's episode is a double dose of crazy. Vague animal rules and did you know your lawn can be too perfect? Listen in to hear how (and what the HOA wants to do about it)

We kick off this episode with a little taste of iconic early 2000s girl group to set the stage for today's episode. Spoiler alert: Florida is in the news for something wild. Listen in!