Coach Finstock in Teen Wolf famously offered up this sage advice as one of his three rules to live by: "Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city." The fact of the matter is, having your city get attached to you as a nickname just sounds cool and intimidating. And this week, Joel Murphy ponders what would happen if he was attached that moniker and became "Baltimore Joe." Murphy and Lars also discuss brilliant character actors who show up in films and get the job done every time, the wordiness of writers (including Game of Thrones' George R.R. Martin) and one of the strangest sex scenes ever put in a mainstream film.

Walmarts is a depressing hellscape full of cheap knick knacks. McDonalds is a den of awful, unhealthy processed food. Combine those two, my friends, and you have ... the saddest place on Earth. That's right, there is nowhere more depressing than the McDonalds restaurants inside of Walmarts. Joel Murphy and Lars discuss this horrible combination on this week's show. They also talk about child actors, the "Greatest" Generation and a prisoner in Baltimore who impregnated six female guards.

Breaking Bad came to a close this past Sunday, racking up record-high ratings for its finale. While the majority of fans were satisfied with the finale, some critics complained that it was "too neat" and others went full-on conspiracy theory, claiming that the finale actually took place inside Walter White's head. Joel Murphy and Lars talk about the Breaking Bad finale (in vague terms, since Lars hasn't actually seen it). They also discuss finales in general and their ability to retroactively change the way people feel about a TV show as a whole. They include the polarizing finales of The Sopranos and Lost in their discussion.

Newark Mayor Cory Booker got some national attention this week for a Buzzfeed story revealing that he had sent direct messages on Twitter to a stripper in Portland. The messages themselves were incredibly tame and the whole story seemed a bit overblown, but it got the attention of Joel Murphy and Lars for one very simple reason: the strip club the woman is employed at, a place called Casa Diablo, has billed itself as the "world's first vegan strip club." The two discuss what exactly make a strip club vegan in this week's show. The dynamic duo also talk about Clint Howard's tour de force Ice Cream Man, the new Fox show Gotham and BBC's Sherlock.

We can all agree that Chris Hemsworth is an attractive man. But the degree to which Joel Murphy can admit he's attractive has him feeling a slight bit uncomfortable. And his handsomeness also has Lars seeking a word stronger than "rugged" to describe just what it is that makes him so fetching. The dynamic duo also discuss Joss Whedon flying into cities to save movie scripts, Ben Affleck's ability to play a "tired and weary" and the best way to sell water and/or panhandle in a city. And Murphy talks about his big day in court, including the very lax dress code at the courthouse.

Earlier this week, Joel Murphy posted photos and a feature article about the 14th annual Baltimore Comic-Con, which was held this past weekend. But what he didn't talk about in that article was how he ended up in the background of a segment being shot for the new season of Comic Book Men, which featured Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes interacting with the guys from the show. On this week's podcast, he shares that story (and gives some insight into all of the careful planning that goes into filming "reality" TV). Murphy and Lars also share the story of a vigilante movie reviewer who called the police to stop a man from using his phone in a theater. And, they tell the most adorable and sexy story ever involving Batman, a cat and a burning building.

It's hard to define art. What one person sees as a beautiful artistic expression can just be a series of paint blotches to someone else. And what someone sees as an artistic photo of people's feet can be seen as a creepy collection of foot fetish photos to someone else. This week on the podcast, Lars shares the story of a lady friend of his who encountered a man claiming to be a photographer looking to take photos of her feet, but quickly turned out to be a man on a mission for foot porn. The dynamic duo also discuss terrible sports fashion choices, bad parking etiquette and the brilliance of Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright. And, Joel shares a ridiculous road sign he recently encountered.

Dennis O'Neil is a legendary writer and editor who worked for both Marvel and DC comics over the course of his impressive 30 year career. In anticipation of the release of The Dark Knight Rises last July, Joel Murphy interviewed O'Neil for a story he was doing about the creation of Bane. They ended up talking in-depth about O'Neil's career, though sadly most of the content of the interview never made it into the finished article. So, with the Internet abuzz with talk of Ben Affleck being cast as the new Batman, Joel thought it was a good time to release this interview in its entirety for the first time ever. If you are a fan of comics, you will definitely want to listen to this.

It may seem like Joel Murphy and Lars are making this week's show up as they go along, but they totally have a list of topics they are going off of. A very real, in no way made up list. One that you can't see, but apparently includes diverse topics like acupuncture, Breaking Bad's unexpected surge in popularity and rhubarb. It also, randomly enough, includes an advertisement for an upcoming car show. And if that wasn't enough, the end of the show is interrupted by breaking news. It's news that has sent the entire Internet into a tizzy. Ben Affleck is the new Batman. Hear Joel and Lars' reactions as they hear the news for the first time.

Like her namesake, Fontina Turner steps back into the proverbial Thunderdome this week, joining Joel Murphy and Lars for another installment of Hobo Radio. And this time, she's ditched the phone and traveled to Baltimore to be there in person. The trio discuss visiting famous people's houses, The Monkees versus The Beatles and Cyclops, the worst superhero ever. Also, Fontina shares a very special list.