Hoe Rogan

Hoe Rogan

By Kristen Carney and Alli BreenNewsNews Commentary
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  • Ep. 5 Cluck Around and Find Out

    On this episode of Hoe Rogan, Kristen opens up about the surprising — and surprisingly warm — acceptance she’s gotten from some of her pro-trans friends, and we spin off into a bigger conversation about the strange places “inclusion” and DEI show up in everyday life. From barnyard metaphors (yes, we’re talking chickens, hens, and roosters) to religion’s role in identity and community, nothing is off-limits.

    We also pitch our newest, absolutely-going-to-get-cancelled reality show idea: Dancing with the Cancelled Stars. Imagine your favorite “too hot for Hollywood” names back in the spotlight, cha-cha-ing their way to redemption.

    As always, it’s part social commentary, part comedy roast, part “did they really just say that?”


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    1 hr 5 min
  • Ep. 4 Keeping the 'Ass' in Assassin - The Heartbreaking Assassination of Charlie Kirk

    This episode dives deep into the shocking and heartbreaking assassination of free speech advocate, family man, devout Christian, and lover of the United States—Charlie Kirk. Kristen and Alli reflect on how humanity feels like it’s losing its soul, yet in the aftermath, more hearts have been awakened than silenced. From an immigrant tearing up while watching the news to Kristen inevitably crying (as she does), the raw emotions run high.We also tackle the dangerous game of cherry-picking words out of context to fuel hatred—and why it would be super cool if people just stopped.But this episode isn’t all heavy. We detour into Near Death Experiences (where Kristen subtly tries to convert Alli into believing in an afterlife) and mourn the quiet extinction of the hotel fridge.It’s an episode that blends grief, hope, faith, and absurdity—the full spectrum of what it means to be alive right now.

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    1 hr 46 min
  • Ep. 3 That's the Way the Cracker (Barrel) Cumbles!

    On this week’s Hoe Rogan, we’re taking a dive into the barrel, government overreach by pulling another "Peanut", except this time, killing someone's blind deer and penis hunting of politicians wives. We also talk about Monks throwing their support behind Trump, why jobs are the truest form of torture and authenticity being in rare supply these days.


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    1 hr 25 min
  • Ep. 2 Losing Followers, Our Virginity and America's Sense of Humor

    In episode #2, we go from dirty streets to dirty secrets. We get into cleaning up homeless encampments, our awkward virginity stories, how the 'king of all media' lost his sense of humor while ironically becoming the court jester (yes, Howard Stern comes up… again). We also talk about why ignoring facts is big-time dumb, Greg Gutfeld somehow landing on Jimmy Fallon and, more dildos!

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    1 hr 35 min
  • Ep. 1 Dildos, Denim and Democracy. Welcome to Hoe Rogan!

    In our debut episode, we kick off The Hoe Rogan Podcast by covering the truly important issues like WNBA dildo drama, the nerve of Sydney Sweeney and American Eagle and whether Howard Stern and Stephen Colbert have officially left the building. Also, Kristen is kidding about the 'no jobs' thing. She's had jobs. She's just buried the traumatic memories of being a productive member of society.


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    Instagram: ⁠

    @Thehoeroganpod ⁠

    ⁠@AlliBreen⁠ ⁠

    @KrisCarn


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    ⁠@Thehoeroganpod⁠


    Subscribe on Youtube!

    ⁠www.youtube.com/@hoeroganpodcast

    1 hr 19 min

About Hoe Rogan

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Comedians Alli Breen talk and Kristen Carney talk politics, pop culture, and modern absurdity without the usual left-leaning filter.