Hoe With A Bro

Hello, hoes and bros! We missed you! 

This week's episode is the most anti-Valentine's Day topic and not for happy couples. Breakups. Elise and Preston talk about heartbreak, the stages of a breakup, how to pull yourself out, and why we rely on our friends to get us through it. We give examples of our worst breakup experiences and why it's best to live the single life. XOXO. 

Have you ever driven hours in the middle of the night for someone to not get any action? Have you ever complimented a girl to only get “thanks you’re so sweet” back? Have you ever got someone a special birthday gift and not gotten anything in return? If so... you might be a simp. 

Elise and Preston give you a crash course on Simping 101. The course provides: stages of simping, bad simp vs. good simp, how to simp, and when to give up. All based on Elise and Preston’s current and past simping experiences. Enjoy!

Are dating apps used for when you're sad and need compliments? Just to hook-up? Or to find love? Find out on this week's episode of Hoe With A Bro. The hosts conduct a thorough analysis of the world of dating apps from: best to worst, why we use them, what we want out of them, and what to put on profiles.  Aside from the heavy roasting of Bumble and men who pose with dead animals on their dating app profiles, the hosts give you a healthy dose of reality about dating apps along with advice to help you through swiping. Also, Elise fills you in on her quarantine chronicles and the toxic things she did while cooped up and Preston confesses his new vice, sliding into DM's. Enjoy!

Nudes, exes, and unsolicited dick pics, oh my! In this week's episode, Elise and Preston dive deep into the world of: nudes, nudes, nudes, and (you guessed it) more nudes. The hosts get into this hot 'n' heavy topic and discuss all things surrounding. As in, what to send, when to send, who to send to, why/why not to send. Enjoy, hoes and bros! 

Elise and Preston dive into the world of sugar daddies and sugar babies. Elise has a possible opportunity to score a sugar daddy herself. Gifts, Money, Dates, and much more. Where to find yourself a sugar daddy? How to approach a relationship with a sugar daddy? What's it like having a significant other while having a sugar daddy? They've got all the questions and receive all the answers as a current sugar baby calls in to give them the inside scoop of the life with her own sugar daddy. Listen and find out what happens next. Enjoy, Hoes and Bros!

On this weeks episode, Elise and Preston, answer the question "Is age just a number"? They go over their New Years festivities and Elise has a hot mess story relating to this weeks topic involving a character called "Creepy Carl". They discuss all things from what age would you hook up with? How old would you date? How does it feel when older men approach younger girls? And much more. They share their thoughts on the dynamic of dating/hooking up with older/younger people. Wrapping up the episode with a FMK, they discuss the options of money, personality, and looks when it comes to what they look for in their significant others. Enjoy, Hoes and Bros!

Welcome to  "Hoe with a Bro"'. This is our first podcast and we are so excited to share this with you guys! You'll meet the co-hosts as we describe each other and as to why the podcast started (2:15-9:00). We dive into our highs and lows of 2020 (9:45-16:00), as well as rating our hookups from the past year (17:30- 42:00).. To wrap it up, we play a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill to close out the shit show of year its been. So we hope you guys enjoy and it goes without saying...  FUCK 2020.