Meet us at the frosty peak of Jerk Mountain, where we'll go tanning (no leatherface), get a facial (no boner), and afterwards (s)hitting a round and not making the team at the golf course (no bueno). We'll catch up & reflect on the 4th of July holidaze comparing neighborhood cul-de-sac funded fireworks to secondhand "out-of-a-dudes-trunk" fireworks, kickass ice cream sandwiches, and stumbling upon ol' stacks of smut hidden away in our elder's secret stashes (you knew where it was). You can Push Out & Fart, Drop It In, and make a Handyman Grunt while we figure out how Val Kilmer's gonna reprise his character in "Top Gun 2: Toppier Gun", ridicule people who are physically in love with an old abandoned mall, and get bubbleguts over a rousing go with Pizza Hut! All this and so much more here on episode 13 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

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Music By POP ZEUS / used with permission

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