Jerk Mountain

Meet us down by the newly-opened Tastee Freez here on Jerk Mountain where Bruce Cougar Mellenstein drops a hot track and some hot chili in our laps, we see how the Satanic church supports our humble highways, we learn some tips from a buddy lawyer who's available to hang out anytime his mom doesn't need the car, we question people who use instagram on a computer, and we talk about how "okay" it is that there wasn't any hosts for the oscars this year. Eli attempts to talk about the new Tim Allen Documentary produced by Quentin Tarantino, Jordan gets interviewed on NPR about American Consumerism, and we all learn what feels better than the gas pump clicking off right on an even dollar amount. All this and a bunch of hand goop here on episode 38 of Jerk Mountain!

Music by POP ZEUS, used with permission 

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You drove your Chevy to the levee, but the levee was our friend Bri with us this week to smash the patriarchy, a Crave Case with cheese, and a loose cannon afflicted with good 'ol American greed. We'll discuss human and kitty cat parenting, shady ways collection agencies get your info, HVAC highway robbery tactics, and we discover how eerily good we are at coming up with metal band names. Lots o' laughs here in this extended-play Episode 37 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music by POP ZEUS, PUTRID MUCOUS, and SKINEATER used with permission 

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Come on down to the lodge on Jerk Mountain where we recap the superb-owl and the decline of Levine, glory days and these lab-grown musicians that can be deployed in minutes, songs that have more writers than unique lyrics at the Grammys, "god’s plan", then we break down our Grocery game. We’ll grow a nostalgia boner for AIM and Will Smith on this week’s screen time, ponder what it is about “butt floss” that makes the wearer feel sassy, and we’ll try editing Kevin Spacey out of Kevin Spacey movies and replacing him with a different guy. Stick around ‘cause JCVD does the splits over two cabinets, Eli comes to the Drive-Thru unprepared, and Jordan posts something to Instagram! 

You’re gonna need an instruction manual to get off the couch here on episode 36 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music by POP ZEUS, used with permission 

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Set it and forget it with us at the top of Jerk Mountain where we're cooking up crispy skin and big flavors, hanging out with the Bannisters, Lannisters,  Jargons and the Flargons, how to make advertisments 10x more palpatable, and shopping at IGA! We'll also take on listener feedback and talk about food, getting a new kitty, eating butter, and much much more here on episode 35 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

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We're going to further discuss that awesome David Blaine / Harrison Ford card trick, but first, we come to an agreement on the best Indiana Jones movie!

Music by POP ZEUS & Jordan and Eli making bullwhip noises

Join us at the peak of Jerk Mountain where we’re getting mashed to the max by getting our guac on the side and a crowler at the movie theater, having a romantic moment thanks to White Castle (not a sponsor), living like Richie Rich with an indoor slide down to your own personal Taco Bell, living in virtual reality where people have a mute button, $35 dollar glowstix at a Disney On Ice show, $10 dollar chicken nuggets at 10:30 in the morning, and we educate you on why you’re not using a bullwhip to it’s true potential. All this and a whole bunch of pistachios here on episode 34 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music by POP ZEUS, used with permission 

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Two assholes in khakis who know basically nothing about the nuances of black metal wax poetic for seven minutes... about the nuances of black metal.

Music by a rooster and MIDI. 

This week we’re up on the mountain chewing on scaliwags & scoundrels, guitar moves and hardcore bands, straightedge inception, vr headsets and vertigo, james cameron and his v-neck sweaters, two pairs of **supple joggers** for date night, how abercrombie is full of nutsacks, being OCD and pillow talk at trader joe’s, funco pop figurines and personal loans, football games back in ’94, goo stuffed lips, Jordan’s bathroom feeling more complete, chris’ ice cream with tacos and a dipshit in a van, broke ass kids grilled cheese, chipotle boys puttin’ batteries in stuff, and the legend of the fast food bandit. Strap on your bib ‘cause you’re in for a messy conversation here on episode 33 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music by POP ZEUS, used with permission 

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Jingle all the way to the top of Jerk Mountain with us as we bust up this box spring and recall our favorite christmas songs and gifts! we'll be covering lots of topics and spreading a whole lot of cheer on this episode, so toss another log on the fire, throw away your deviled eggs (they're nasty) and come caroling with us on episode 32 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music by POP ZEUS, used with permission 

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Well.... fancy seein' you here on the top of Jerk Mountain, where we'll gather round the campfire to discuss our pneumonia-based vacay, spooking your kids with ninja-like precision, and revisit some topics from ep30- mostly tomhanksgiving feasts and how we admire a laid-back dad. We'll also talk about our top 5 christmas movies, take a coffee break, and get our grundle rubbins all over a full body tube of stuffing. We'll drop advice on what NOT to bring to a holiday party, and cruise through Mariah Carey's wikipedia here on episode 31 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

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