Jerk Mountain

When you've gotta decide which of the Ghostbusters you're going to MFK, Who you gonna call? We put ourselves on the spot to find out in this week's hypothetical. Then we dadtalk the Hyundai Elantra into 'championship mode' until PizzaBear comes and drops a hot track on our plate.

Be good to yourselves, ya jerks!

Well howdy y’all! It sure is mighty cold out, so pull up a log and sit by that yonder campfire, we’ll tell you a couple stories here in the frosty moonlight on Therapy Mountain that will get your fashion sense on “target” by wearing layers and NOT losing a toe at an outdoor football game, how to pitch a cringe tent, hwhy you should never strive to be a bluetooth headphone guy, and how Missouri is pretty much Indiana with less teeth. Jordan makes a trip to Arkansas to eat their baked beans and a baked buhtato, and Eli sheds light on making the best cup of coffee, Tom Petty style, and we both break down thanksgiving sides that you should make your favorite, try at least once, or ban forever. All this and more here on episode 30 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music by POP ZEUS, used with permission 

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We're on the mountain here with you on your morning commute to ask the important questions regarding "Would You Rather?"

we're on the mountain here with you on your thursday commute to ask the important questions regarding "Would You Rather?" 

Peer down with us at the top of Jerk Mountain, where you can share hearty laughs watching folks bagging, battling, and raking leaves while there’s more in the trees, using words that aren’t words, aftermarket/third party gaming controllers full of PB&J, the 10 song library of Blob Harley, and the wonderful concept of a cash only kitchen with IOUs (only you can prevent ATM STDs!) We’ll crush on dads while checking out a Bodiddley Snooper film, durr-liver pizzas in a wood cart, talk very little about how DST affected our lives, speedrun some video games, and how twitter has ruined exclamation points. All this, and 2 pads chewed by one cat here on episode 29 of JERK MOUNTAIN

Music by POP ZEUS, used with permission 

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It’s a beautiful evening at the top of Jerk Mountain- we’ve got a campfire going, Eli put some new batteries in our Speak-N-Spell, and Jordan has more meatballs than your body has room for… So c’mon over and we’ll learn you something about the best werewolf in film history, how Kathly Zathly is an up-and-coming force to be reckoned with Wisconsin, and some of our favorite Halloween Flixx including one with Jim Carrey BEFORE he grew into his teeth! We’ll look into shipping a Stroopwafel via USPS, elaborate plans to cheat kids out of hardly-earned trick or treat candy, and Sisqo joins Lanny Kravzy in the Nutsac Hall Of Fame… We’ll explain this (and more) over a bucket of chicken here on Episode 27 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music by POP ZEUS, PizzaBear, and 3 Speed, used with "permission" and given a "lemony scent"

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Prost / Zum wohl!  You’ve made it to the top with us on Jerk Mountain, and boy do we have a hot bowl of chat stew with your name on it! We’ll hypothesize some face tattoos, talk about favorite die hard quotes most folks glossed over, prep for the apocalypse, put our children through the emotional turmoil of sifting through our CDs and cassettes later in life, and Jordan will find a leaf stuck to the bottom of his shoe. We’ll recap Eli’s birthday party story from last week, how vitamin b12 shots give you temporary superpowers, and we test the limits of our hearteries via eatin’ taters and watchin’ futbarrl. All this and much more on episode 26 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music by POP ZEUS, the Olsen twins, and an extension cord, used with no consideration to your aural safety

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We started from the bottom, but now you’re here with us at the top of Jerk Mountain for our 25th episode! To show our thanks and appreciation, we discuss how “it’s all recyclable”, how to make a vape shop owner uncomfortable, what fashion choices cross Jordan’s line, and how it’s important to find creative outlets for the stresses of life combined with dealing with others’ dipshittery. We’ll bestow Lemmy Krampus with our lifetime nutsack award, workshop some new age gravestones, share two important methods for cleaning a hat, and touch on a surprisingly outdated sales tactic that’s still used today. Pipe it in and bring your own corn to the mattress fire here on this supercut episode 25 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music by POP ZEUS and PizzaBear, used with permission

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