Jerk Mountain

We started from the bottom, but now you’re here with us at the top of Jerk Mountain for our 25th episode! To show our thanks and appreciation, we discuss how “it’s all recyclable”, how to make a vape shop owner uncomfortable, what fashion choices cross Jordan’s line, and how it’s important to find creative outlets for the stresses of life combined with dealing with others’ dipshittery. We’ll bestow Lemmy Krampus with our lifetime nutsack award, workshop some new age gravestones, share two important methods for cleaning a hat, and touch on a surprisingly outdated sales tactic that’s still used today. Pipe it in and bring your own corn to the mattress fire here on this supercut episode 25 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music by POP ZEUS and PizzaBear, used with permission

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We’re waking up early with you, having a cup of coffee on our sittin’ porch at the top of Jerk Mountain… here to teach a younger audience how to refill a stapler, how Chuck-E-Cheese is too rich for our blood, why we avoid people involved with MLM/Pyramid schemes, and figure out why brewery and bar names are becoming suuuuper pretentious. We’ll share a wonderful story of observing nature with your eyes versus your iPhone, pork fritters fried so long they become a ketchup and mustard delivery puck, getting personal texts from your gym, and we travel back in time to E.1999 Eternal and try to name all the members of Bone Thugs & Harmony. Come get spiritual with us for all this and more here on episode 24 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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Join us at the summit of this pile of Kleenex at the top of Jerk Mountain for some Grade-A chitchat... you can learn how to "have uh good nihhht", how to handle yourself when things start Overflowin' (and how to turn adversity into a pitch for HGTV), and we explain how we're trying to Wrangle us some snacks in terms of sponsorship. We'll check in with "Captain Cod", touch some hot stuff, discuss shacking up in a bunker to avoid the flu, and wonder if fashion conscience is a thing in a post-apocalyptic world.  This week's Screen Time shines light on a series that will make you mouth-breathe, we compare being paranoid to being an ant on an anthill, and we ask the important question... "is it chill if i listen to tsweezy and Stan about it?" All this and some Pumpkin Spice Farts here on Episode 23 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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Catch us shooting some chat hoops atop Jerk Mountain with our very good friend Aaron Light, who made his way up the slopes to talk all things basketball, living life a quarter at a time, and how to succeed while you're holding out for those green M&M's. Meanwhile, Jordan rocks a sweet Alonzo jersey while Eli panders for a free jersey, and we munch on some Titus while our ol' pal INDIANA MAN comes around again, ego intact... this time wearing  denim-on-denim maintenance suit... so we decide if it's time to hold a Focus Group for all the IndianaMans we sarcastically cherish in daily life. 

**Focus Group atendees will be compensated with Bud Light & old Dallas Clark jerseys**

We’re Edgy (or sophmoric) 

You decide... here on episode 22 of Jerk Mountain!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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Randy Newman can have a hammer loop during Gladiator Fights and a Game of NutBall.

High above the clouds just after dawn on Jerk Mountain echoes a bellowing voice of sharpness and anger… safe to assume Indiana Man is at it again yelling at his kids (or one of us), so join us as we cower in fear and talk about DUI Mugshot magazines, a day in the life of a free-range, anti-pharmaceutical human being, where Channel Locks come from, and Eli’s super duper birthday suit. We’ll also get ethereal on what kind of friend we are to each other (and how we better not Yoko the relationship), wonder why Dog the Bounty Hunter never turned Pro Wrestler, and see what we can remember of our 21st birthdays here on the 21st episode of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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Come on up to Jerk Mountain and grab yourself a slice of this hot double deuce comedy action as we munch on some tasty topics such as takin’ pocket change from your parents, that kid in school that smelled like Pee, Fritos, BO,  Maple Syrup, or a combination of two or more of those things (you know who it was)…. We look back at Burt Reynolds’ many mustachioed years on this earth, talk about how Jordan came before Tom Segura, how people weigh themselves down with CAUSES, and Eli hits the trenches and enlists in Dad Boot Camp (stitches not required) All this in more on the big 2-0 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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Join us jerks around this wonderful jib-jab of a Labor Day show, and while you're at it, read this bio... which unfortunately has absolutely nothing to do with anything. It is here merely to satisfy the algorithms . Still, it is indeed words, rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual bio. For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph, which part is the inspired creation of the producers of this very fine series. Another paragraph of stuff. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. My typing is lousy, but the typewriter isn’t so hot either. After all, why should I take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with which all of us must contend. Lew Burdette once hit a home run which allowed Milwaukee to lead seven to one in the series.

This is the last line of the filler material of the bio.
No, my mistake, that was only the next to last. This is last.

I hope you can find a suitable explanation for putting your mouth on things in which it does not belong, as well as the seemingly unusual conduct being presented in this bio. You've come a long way, baby-time to PUMP UP THE CHILI here on episode 19 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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Sine your pitty on the runny kine up here on Jerk Mountain, where you can cole us down on the panny sty like a Bub, Chief or Boss, drink some dude’s pisswater homebrew, and flee from bees (or aggressive dipshits). Grab your yoga pants and come scout out some HOA infractions with us around the neighborhood, then afterwards we can head to cheeseburger in paradise or the honky-tonk while sporting some hardcore cologne, sweet Chommy Bilfiger gear, and brand-new soaking wet shoes-  guitargaritas are on us! We’ll discuss kidsports, underarmor families, football obsession, and we’ll have the final word on how we’re pro-yokam. All this and an inflatable for every occasion here on episode 18 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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Never let anyone... ANYONE.. get between you & your belt.

Come on up to the top of Jerk Mountain and catch Jordan rocking a Larry Bird stache (indiana treasure?) Eli’s birthday in the sky, away from social media, and we'll mark our territory with DOG VS CAT TIME! Hear what it;s like to look like a guy featured on a bag of Donettes, then fret over the friendly skies in a segment we're calling "I'll fly away with no fucking chance…" or "Lemme be your flybuddy".  You'll discover some legit dinner tipz and we'll ponder who exactly is behind meme culture and clipshows... (probably weird folks) We'll dive into some BOOK TIME! and SCREEN TIME! then learn the importance of finding your zen (or risk losing your shit) along with a PSA: 'walking in right before a store is closing' etiquitte (don't do it) All of this and much much more on episode 17 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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Sun's-out, buns-out here poolside at the resort on Jerk Mountain, and that can only mean one thing: Public Sweating... everywhere... on everything... while we try to get over this gross factoid, us Jerks are gonna set some ground rules regarding gas station attendant etiquette, decide on the perfect song to sing during saloon karaoke that's  REALLY going to get the crowd going, and whip up a hearty discussion that was tied for the title: "Starbucks employees... True Patriots?" or "What's with people's lame obsession with coffee?" Pick one, or both, or don't--Hey, We're not your dad! We'll shine light on the national treasure that is Nick Offerman, start an Itty Bitty City Committee of our own, and suck on some chili dogs down at the county fair! Turn your radio up and rip the knob off because PizzaBear's dropped a couple sessions on us, and we'll dig into some tasty screen and snacktime. Oh, and is somebody reading a book?! All this and much ado about nothing here on Episode 16 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS / PizzaBear, used with permission

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