Jerk Mountain

We're back again on Jerk Mountain, after a 7 day long pee-break, joined once again around the campfire with our good pal Martin for a hearty conversation about our blunder years, our interactions with famous people, and cars we drove from our past that we miss. We'll look back and touch on some topics from previous episodes, teach you how to whip up the best egg you can, the beneifts of doing what you love versus being a cubicle-bot, and why we think cigarettes and jorts are cool! PM us your credit card info and we'll help you go fund yourself here on episode 15 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS / PizzaBear, used with permission

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We're back again on Jerk Mountain, after a 7 day long pee-break, joined once again around the campfire with our good pal Martin for a hearty conversation about our blunder years, our interactions with famous people, and cars we drove from our past that we miss. We'll look back and touch on some topics from previous episodes, teach you how to whip up the best egg you can, the beneifts of doing what you love versus being a cubicle-bot, and why we think cigarettes and jorts are cool! PM us your credit card info and we'll help you go fund yourself here on episode 15 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS / PizzaBear, used with permission

Find us on all the usual social media outlets, IG @jerkmountainpod & Twitter @Jerk_Mountain 

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Join us at the top of Jerk Mountain 'cause we're serving it up Al Dente with our good friend Marty G who stopped by to drop some sausage, bust our balls over things we've said in previous episodes, lay down some knowledge and insights to his life as a chef, some butcher groupies, why you should try kimchi, and cuckolding. We'll try to figure out why they tore down our hometown Pizza Hut just to build another one right beside it, why Papa Juan's become such an absolute fuccboi lately, and then we'll invent the next best thing since stickers in a grocery store vending machine! Journey with us down the rabbit hole for GAMES TIME, where we discuss our favorite consoles and how being a dad leaves you with no time to play Fortnite. All this and a whole bunch of cackle-worthy moments here on episode 14 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Rated #1 Podcast by Trigonometry/Computational linguistic scholars worldwide!*

Music By POP ZEUS / PizzaBear used with permission

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Thank you so very much to all our constant listeners out there — as a token of our love, please accept this digital hug in lieu of real physical contact

Meet us at the frosty peak of Jerk Mountain, where we'll go tanning (no leatherface), get a facial (no boner), and afterwards (s)hitting a round and not making the team at the golf course (no bueno). We'll catch up & reflect on the 4th of July holidaze comparing neighborhood cul-de-sac funded fireworks to secondhand "out-of-a-dudes-trunk" fireworks, kickass ice cream sandwiches, and stumbling upon ol' stacks of smut hidden away in our elder's secret stashes (you knew where it was). You can Push Out & Fart, Drop It In, and make a Handyman Grunt while we figure out how Val Kilmer's gonna reprise his character in "Top Gun 2: Toppier Gun", ridicule people who are physically in love with an old abandoned mall, and get bubbleguts over a rousing go with Pizza Hut! All this and so much more here on episode 13 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Rated #1 Podcast by Grandmothers worldwide*

Music By POP ZEUS / used with permission

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Come on up to the lofty top of Jerk Mountain & meet the oracle, who can show you some truly astonishing (or gross) visions of the life you've led. Once your thirty seconds are up, we'll discuss what superpowers we'd like to have, why you shouldn't dress yourself with jingly metal garb while recording in the studio, and how much we love the iconic voices of broadcasters. Join us for Screen Time, where we take a discerning look at a wide variety of classic, riveting examples of TV & Film, and report on two of the (arguably) most important examples: "Rock of Love" and "The Toys That Made Us". Remember- a girl can take everything from Bret Michaels during a breakup, but they'll never take every rose. All this and ABS FOR DAYS here on episode 12 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS / used with permission

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The air is crisp and clean up here on Jerk Mountain, and we're gonna traverse the slopes of dadcore, van culture, party wisdom, and roommates with snakes. We'll peek in the door of our old apartments, wonder why people posted empty bottles up like trophies, fall asleep in the stairwell, and share stories of living in between a stripper AND a sheriff. Also this week on Screen Time:  binge watching seasons vs waiting every week for your favorite shows, and we make a decision wether or not to re-watch old shows where the actors were involved in scandal (you know the ones). Please set your vapes to silent mode for all this and much more on episode 11 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS / used with permission

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It's raining outside, the birds are singing... we're in the new house clippin' our toenails with a gun & caressing the orb up here on Jerk Mountain. This week we look 'behind the counter' and investigate what your local grocery butcher does on a first date, dive into the Fox Hollow murders, long for having that awesome old t-shirt back (you know the one) and riff on recent Screen Time escapades involving a mouthbreather ruining deadpool 2 and some fashion faux pas in Laguna Beach. After an epic bathroom break, follow your sherpas out to the ol' swimming hole and wash your turtlesnout while we decide what band we'd kick an existing member out of to join (eyes on you, JT). All this and more on episode 1-0 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS and PizzaBear, used with permission

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Us Jerks are back on the air after spending quality time with our Moms last week, so join us for a hearty laugh as we take a rest halfway through getting off the couch, rep Old Navy clothing while spending our cold Kohl's cash, rip on ol' GATHY next door, and discover how Eli gets older with every vacation he takes. We'll talk about getting ghosted on Bumble, our pal Al Dente, Smoki Bacon and other people with strange names, then settle in as we tell you bedtime stories that would make 2 Live Crew blush! This episode guaranteed to get your jollies ranchin so gather 'round the radio, grab a bowl of blursperries and tune in for this and much more on episode 9 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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Catch us on the cool ranch side of Jerk Mountain where the neighbors will be scaring our kids with fireworks (in May), mistake Kenny Loggins for writing every song we remember, help our family members order a tasty 'za, and we harp on couples that look alike (you know the ones). Trim up your nether-regions as dive into tales from tinder, watch explicit movie scenes with the parents, follow up on Fred Durst's movie carrer, turn frustration into a song about being charged 11 cents for a sauce cup, and argue over the best rootbeer money can buy. Swipe right if you love to laugh for this and much more in episode 8 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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Join us jerks for a selfie at the top of Jerk Mountain as we go STONE COLD on life insurance agents, gaze into the dead eyes of a passerby, sneak out of the house (just like old times), and dive into some serious stories of Snackin'. You'll gain valuable Oreo skills and learn how to make the best cereal milk along the way! We'll be talking about the worst things we've done for money, the legitimacy of e-sports players, a really great futon, and 80's-90's TEEN BABES. This episode is guaranteed to get you icebergin' so you'd best grab a baked bean sandwich and join us for this and much more in episode 7 of JERK MOUNTAIN!

Music By POP ZEUS, used with permission

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