Miles almost loses more than his fair share at the fruit machine while Bob tries to figure out the impossibilities of strong air currents. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/4jC9Pyeu1gE Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Ooh. Derdek. Hey, it's Miles. Hey, Miles. How are you doing tonight? Merry Christmas, Miles. Merry post-Christmas to you. Happy Boxing Day to you. I don't celebrate, but yes, happy to you, yes. I wonder why we don't celebrate Boxing Day. That's something that you think we would have adopted. I'm not even sure what that is. I may have heard of it, but I really don't even know what it is. There's all these sales after Christmas in the UK and Canada and Australia. Yeah. And Boxing Day, it's the day after Christmas. Oh, I guess. Actually, I didn't know. I thought it was Christmas. I thought it was about that Brad Pitt movie. I didn't know what it was. Yeah, you put heads in boxes. What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?
Yeah, we should, I would think it seems like all the British, uh, big british yeah countries do it, but we don't do it. So I guess that's probably, we're not gonna do the boxing goddamn brits lolita would you enjoy some boxing? I think you wouldn't, you would love to just say boxing day. You would like to keep asking people, um, what's in their box. You got a box. Can I see your box? What's in your box, mate? So did you have a good Christmas? I have a non-Christmas, but yeah. You're not celebrating anymore? You're Jehovah's Witness now? No, it just hasn't worked out yet. But eventually I will. Or not. Bum. Yeah. Whenever somebody gets up some gumption, they'll get it done. We had our Christmas early, actually. I guess two days ahead of Christmas we had Christmas. Because that's when everybody was available. Everyone's home.
Everybody was home for a little bit. And, uh, so yeah, we did everything then. So big brother, Chuck Cunningham. Yeah. Everybody was there. You don't see him as much. No, you don't. Don't see me after the first season, honestly. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. But, uh, no, yeah, we, we had a pretty good one, I would say. Your brother-in-law, was he there? Oh, yeah. Did he pee in your house again? You mean outside? Well, hopefully outside, yeah, because you caught him on camera last year, I think. Yeah, that's right. That was a topic of conversation. But it was. Like, hey, man, Dave, I don't want to go into this, but man. No, I didn't even mention it. I think my son was like, hey, by the way. Uncle David?
I saw your wiener. Dad's watching. No, we didn't see anything. His back was to the camera, so. Oh, more than two shakes. The funny thing was, though, his front was to the neighbors. Yeah, so. Yeah. Whatever that means. No, let's see. One of the big events was my brother-in-law took the kids to the casino and Ah, they went on an outing. I did not participate. It was weird. Cause your kids are only like five and six. It was a, a sweet pea situation. Popeye. He just left up in the lock car. Like I'll be back. Which, which, which, which you like in the fifth race. Uncle David will be back. Don't worry. No, they had a fun time. So yeah, I, I, I was forbidden from going, apparently. I said, maybe I'll go. No. My wife's like, you going? You would have ruined it. You're such a tight ass. She'd be like, well, just the dollar. Yeah, that's what she said. And once your dollar was gone, you'd be like, that's it. I'm going home. That's it. Yeah. Where's the free drinks? I'm just going to Uber myself back to University Heights. That's it. That's right. The…
Yeah, they went and I think everybody won, but my future son-in-law, he did not win. But they only bet with their Christmas money, which I think sounds, I don't know, there's some kind of blasphemy in that if you ask me. Mr. Lament, I kind of lost my money. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, so it was… I want to picture this guy as like Christopher Lloyd from Taxi. That'd be funny. I'm going to marry your daughter. No, he's not Christopher Lloyd. Who would he be? If I had to give him a character… No, it'd be funny though, wouldn't it? If he was like… No! Yeah. Mr. Lament. I'm deeply in love with your daughter. Definitely not. Definitely not him. He'd be more of a Joe Pesci, I think. Yeah, yeah. Mr. Lamenti. Mr. Lamenti, say I'm funny. What do you mean I'm funny? How? Amuse you. How about a little bit more money for the casino there, tightwad? Oh, five. Yeah.
but yeah, I, my, everybody, well, I guess my daughter must not have lost as well, but my son and my brother-in-law both won. So they were happy. Yeah. I see that guy being a shyster. Like you just stick with me, kid. I'm going to show you how to run this. It, you know, I don't, we don't hear about the losses, but my brother-in-law has won considerable amounts. Yeah. Yeah. on football and various other sporting events. Yeah. You know, he's not blinded by his, uh, fandom, uh, you know, where he just loses money because he has to vote for the, his favorite team. So I'm not sure you're getting that there partner, but, uh, I think you know exactly what I'm talking about. Hey, I'm not a whore, man. I stay with my team, man. I hear you. Well, you're not going to win any money. With that said, go Ravens! Yeah! No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. That's not my story, though. Actually, something happened just yesterday, and I am shocked that
I'm incredulous that I got this response. It just happened tonight. I got a new grill just ahead of Christmas, which I know you love to hear about that. You don't talk about grills as much, so I will listen to this one. I got a new grill and then I said, well, we have to get a grill cover. Well, sure. I got a new grill and I got a new grill cover and It was so windy last night because we went from like 73 degrees down to 13. Yeah. And the wind just came through like, you know, God knows what. So anyway, I had the new grill. I used it and then I covered it up. And then tonight I went to go use it again. And I'm like, where's the grill cover? Wow. It goes all around it. You know what I mean? Yeah.
It forms to the grill, right? It's the shape of the grill. Form-fitting. Yeah. It's made for the grill. Right. It's like the skinny jeans of the grill. Exactly. Exactly. And so I'm like standing out there. I get it going. I'm cooking some chicken fajitas, which I know you love. I love. Yes. And you make really good chicken fajitas, by the way, everybody. Well, I don't. My wife does. If you ever get invited over to Miles' house, have the chicken fajitas. You can't go wrong. Sure. And so then I'm making my chicken fajitas and I'm thinking, I'm like, where could this grill cover have gotten off to? Because it's literally under a porch. Three words. St. Louis County is where it's at. And the wind was coming towards it. So the wind would have blew it into the house, not away from the house. Right.
because we were facing west. And so I'm like standing out there and I'm like, wait a minute. So I noticed something while I was nodding off this afternoon out in the backyard on the back patio that looked like there's other, we have other things on the back patio that are covered for the winter. And I thought, well, that's weird. This thing looks like it's not in where it should be. So I go around to the back patio and lo and behold, there's the grill cover. Oh, okay. On the back patio near the door to get out there. Oh, okay. Also underneath an awning. Right. So I'm like, somehow the wind was able to, strip the grill of its cover, take this cover out of this, you know, kind of, it's on three sides. It's closed. There's only one open side and that's where the wind was coming from. Take it out of there, put it over the house and then deposit it underneath another area. Yeah.
And I was telling my wife, and I'm like, this is amazing. I can't believe it. Normally, everything ends up in the woods, right? A box comes out of the garbage, it's in the woods. And depending on how far in the woods it goes, whether I go get it or not, if I can't hardly see it, it just stays in the woods. It'll all be green in the spring, who cares? Right, right. This somehow gets out from underneath this enclosed space over the house or around the house, I don't know. Magically. Into another slightly enclosed space. Like the magic bullet theory or something. I know. And I tell her, I'm like, this is amazing. She's like, eh, it could happen. I'm like, no, you don't understand. I was explaining to her, look, you don't understand. The wind is coming.
It's pushing it into the house. There's no way. There's nothing else missing up there. Just this. Well, those covers, they just blow around. Are you not understanding what the fuck I'm talking about? I'm like, no, no, you don't. This can't happen. Everything that blows around goes into the woods. It's impossible. This thing should be in a tree somewhere. This is like your own Bigfoot sighting or something. You're like, it couldn't happen. It's possible. Yeah. And here it is on the back patio nestled up almost against the house. Better call Neil Degrassi or whatever the hell his name is. Whatever the hell his name is. I don't know. Neil Degrassi Tyson? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Him too. I don't know what his name is. I don't know. Neil Degrassi. Yeah.
I don't know. So, yeah, I was just so aggravated. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it could happen. It could happen. Like, no, it can never happen. This is never. Nothing has ever left this porch and ended up on that patio. Nothing. It's a Christmas miracle. Come here, Mary. Bert and Ernie, come here. Look, look. I'm still aggravated by it. Your own version of it's a wonderful life or something, man. She's li