Kia's stuck in the Miami airport because Trump bombed a country to kidnap a couple, so it's just Misti & Ron this week, but there's plenty to cover from holiday lady drama to handsy first dates.

Oh and revisiting their high school closetedness (or lack thereof). Also, was Misti both "super gay" AND popular? The answer might surprise you. Or not.

Also, what has Ron learned about Tinder that enables him to spot the fakes?