Kia's back from Belize with her boo, and as Misti marveled at her glowing skin, the gays were given the lesbian skincare regimen - but neither Misti nor Ron are interested in it.

The trio discussed a lot of stuff this week - everything from Halloween costumes, Spirit Halloween costume descriptions, Misti's expensive skull and Ron's cheaper alternative, gay marriage peril in court, an upcoming gay wedding expo, cats (and Ron didn't bring 'em up), why lesbians like playing darts and more.

Kia's vacationing in Belize, so it's just Misti & Ron rattling around in Ron's condo - the one he swears he's moving out of in about a week. Misti sees no progress in packing and Ron explains why that is.

He's not a packer? (snickers)

Ron revealed something truly embarrassing happened to him at a busy eatery just after the Pride parade. Let's just say he trusted a toot was "just a toot." Oops.

Misti kept trying to talk Ron into going all out for Halloween when she, herself is relegating her costume to an outfit in her closet, adding some feathers and calling it a day.

Is Ron "man-ox-rexic" or does Misti need to exercise portion control?

That and more on this week's GayTLOL.

It's PRIDE Week in Atlanta, so Kia, Misti & Ron each have various projects to prepare for. Kia, meanwhile, subtly let her cohosts become aware she had company while on FaceTime for the show.

It was Misti's keen eye that spotted the lovely company Kia had - and it turns out she was meal-prepping for her Atlanta bae before leaving down. We're talking salads and Mason jars.

Naturally, Misti & Ron got to talking about all their fast food favorite while Kia's having to toss a box of Popeye's.

Okay, what else? Pride chatter, the MAGA women and their own "gender affirming care" and more.

Sad news in Ron's world as his beloved 12-year old cat, Herschel, lost his battle with liver cancer, then hours later, found out his longtime friend and mentor Greg had passed, too.

Hear how Ron startled an Arby's employee with Herschel - in a carrier in the passenger seat - en route to the crematorium.

Misti, meanwhile, got c*ck-blocked - by her husband - as some hunky mountain man was about to show her his d*ck pic on his phone (she says ...). You have to hear this went down!

Somehow that led the trio to "butt stuff" and getting specific about 'technique.' Then, out of nowhere, Kia wanted to ask the two whiteys on the show about their bathing habits and if they washed their legs. This line of questioning is all Chelsea Handler's fault, by the way.

Ron and Misti educate Kia on how mustiness is actually a gay male kink. Kia educated them that's not the case with the lesbians. Ron revealed a non-negotiable, speaking of kinks, for his dating profiles, which made Misti determined to overcompensate for: by sending him feet pics he's wholeheartedly not into.

Kia returns from both a boring cruise (how's that even possible?) and a major GLAAD black entertainers' forum and seems more empowered than ever. Hear as she enlightens Misti & Ron on an idea she has for Atlanta.

Misti, aka "Michael," meanwhile, had a major symphony performance last weekend and gave all the details. It was Ron who shared that - in his experience anyway - the vacuum pressure in the body might create pressured air coming not just from pursed lips but the balloon knot in back, too. Misti claims to have no knowledge of this.

Ron, meanwhile, is feeling blue over the looming loss of his best little buddy, Herschel, but did share that - between that and being worn out from a marathon day of softball - he had a shot at some primo man-activity, but was unable to muster up the strength. Misti & Kia seem eager to offer up the "bussy" on his behalf.

Oh, yeah, they trio also has 'questions' about the whole Charlie Kirk mess, the Jimmy Kimmel saga and Ron's cautiously optimistic (but worried) about Madonna's forthcoming music.

Kia's off on her cruise this week, so it was just Misti & Ron fleshing out their "plan" if the country crumbles into chaos. All kidding aside, Misti thinks her past means she's stuck - but is she, really?

Somewhere along the way the concept of a "throupling" came up and it involves Ron needing a manicure.

Can one be too tired and sore (from softball) for a late-night booty call? Ron says "definitely," but he was up and at 'em the next day to ogle Atlanta Braves jocks on 'selfie day' at the ballpark anyway, which led to the time he was surrounded by pro athletes who were all naked in his presence once.

Who names "baby drag queens?" That question came up and Misti explained how most names come about, along with her own journey. Ron, meanwhile, shared some knee-slapping drag names from Atlanta's past he'd learned about recently.

Oh, and Misti has a big weekend coming up, performing in drag and in concert, too!

Kia, Misti and Ron reunite after the Labor Day off-week with a lot to catch up on!

Kia and Ron spent some Black Gay Pride time together, and before Ron's "Irish Goodbye" at MSR, he got hit on. Sort of. He had a "hole-y" encounter, which sent him scrambling. This somehow led to Misti & Kia scrutinizing Ron's Grindr profile photo choices.

Kia and Misti were commiserating over ... lawncare? This led to a revelation: blonde raccoons are a thing and they're cute!

Oh, and on the heels of Kia threatening to gun 'em down, Misti explained why she's not "allowed" to possess a firearm.

We found out why.

Also Ron's a little "prison curious."

So last week, Ron asked Kia for an update on the woman we came to know as "boo thang," the airline pilot that was the new interest in her life. The problem was, Kia was in the car for the episode, on her way to a concert with her ex in the car. Seems they'd bought the tickets long ago but still wanted to go, so go they went. Together. And Ron asked about a new woman in Kia's life.

Awkward.

Somehow, after Kia untangled that mess for us, we learned she also once had endorsed a fleet of U-Hauls in the Atlanta area. Seriously? A lesbian endorsing U-Hauls? The jokes write themselves.

Misti, Ron and Kia also cover the week's headlines: Kia with some strong words for Snoop Dogg, the entire cast weighing in on the outrage over a male NFL dance team member and what Atlanta smells like (depending on the area of Atlanta you're in).

A little DragonCon chatter, Atlanta Pride talent talk and more - all this week on GayTLOL.

This week, Kia was on her way to a City Winery show as Misti & Ron wandered into conversations about white stylists working on black hair. Kia, working in entertainment, had some horror stories to share.

Fresh from housesitting in a bidet-installed home, Ron revealed a near-miss attack from one of the devices. Misti felt targeted for blame after only being there for the podcast a couple hours.

Misti revealed the need for Labor Day weekend and Atlanta Pride weekend to be fruitful for female impersonators, what with Trump tariffs affecting the cost of (checks notes) sequins and ostrich feathers. She also had shade for Ron (again) failing to see her performance last Saturday - and he was even there an hour beforehand.

Meanwhile, Ron reports on two shows he wrapped watching: the dreadful 'And Just Like That' and the show that kind of put him in an emotional funk: 'Heartstopper.'

Those conversations and more in this week's episode. Enjoy!

Ron's housesitting (with three cats, of course) for his Jewish straight friends, and lo and behold the whole house is armed with bidets! Having been "on the fence" about committing to one before, he's now convinced he can handle the room temperature water without investing in a heating element.

Misti, on the other hand, showed up having just had dinner with husband Stefan (who joined the show later) with "spicy Italian sausage" dinner in "the chamber," so word of a nearby bidet was a welcome relief.

Misti & Stefan went through a round of the "Oldywed Game" which led to us finding out how they met and when Misti "came out" to Stefan as a drag performer, too.

Oh, and ALL this time on the show and Kia hadn't let us in on HER big news: she's got a "boo thang!"