Holy Crap It's Sports

Hawks sign Jalen Johnson, MNF, Buccaneers lose 2 receivers, Falcons news, Desmond Ridder sighting, Deebo has pneumonia, Jerry Jones can't stop talking about blowing Derrick Henry signing, Dak's new cologne, shooting victim back in uni before McCaffrey, Titans reach new low, Deshaun Watson tears Achilles, Baltimore Police arrest man who beat Commanders fans, SEC embarrasses itself by including Vince Young & Barry Switzer?! in their legends class, Quinn Ewers is not quitting Texas, UGA player gets revenge, Texas not back yet, Kirby Smart on huge win & bad fans & refs, Longhorns warned about bottle-throwing could cost them alcohol sales & a home playoff game, the Dr. Pepper Curse, Trae Young weighs in, Bevo loves Ben just not UGA, Cooper Manning's 20-gallon hat, my Conway Twitty meme goes near-viral, Carson Beck looks like Tom Petty, Emmanuel Acho cold tweet, Bama folks claim crowd noise pumped into Neyland Stadium, Miami Vice-themed unis, President Trump on Arnold Palmer's schlong, Braves awards, World Series tickets & starting pitchers, golf detente, WNBA a failure, Bud Daley, Tubby Smith makes too much sense about transfers, Rays ballparks, Hoosiers setting records, FSU sues again, Brady Cook a man, Hugh Freeze trouble, Bama freshman disses his own QB, Sun Devils looking for a kicker, showboating on the field, college coaches fired, Billy Napier's comeback? Pete Poll, Vandy odds, Big Fox sux, Dodgers-Yankees facts, Braves in Fall Classic, Black Sox, Mike Piazza, truck kills player, John Updike on Ted Williams, Gene Tenace, Bobby Bonds for Bobby Murcer, classic '75 Series, Ed Kranepool hangs 'em up, plus Pete's Tweets & and quote from the ever quotable Andy Van Slyke

Braves up for Gold Gloves, Schwellenbach all-rookie team, NLCS & ALCS breakdowns, Aaron Judge finally homers, John Sterling calls Yankees "drunks", is Giancarlo Stanton a Hall of Famer? Dodgers pitching record, CFB redshirts, SEC parity? Army & Navy in polls, movie filmed during UGA game, Super Bowl back in Atlanta, Falcons moves & stats, big NFL trades, Tom Brady now owns Raiders, Jerry Jones nuts up then doubles up, Fireman Ed smells a rat in Jets land, Jim Harbaugh has heart, Deshaun Watson bad stat, new Hawks rookie the real deal, we still suck at soccer, women college volleyball players revolt against being forced to play crazy men, Georgetown's bad tweet about former player trying to kill a cop, Finnish hockey player is finished, Ravens fan in big trouble, too many flags, rally snake, Georgia-Georgia Tech game moved, stingrays survive Milton, no more hoodies at practice, Tom Watson, Mike Tyson, Jersey Joe Walcott, Goose Goslin, Dave DeBusschere, Tim McCarver vs Deion, Chris Doleman, Manute Bol, Bryce Harper, Ty Cobb, Nap Lajoie, Snodgrass' Muff not to be confused with Merkle's Boner, Lou Gehrig parole officer, Hank Greenberg, Willie McCovey makes the Peanuts cartoon strip, Yogi Berra fired, plus Pete's Tweets and a quote from Andy Van Slyke 

Kirk Cousins POW, NFC South, another UGA player arrested for beating a woman, Malachi Moore embarrasses the legacy of Alabama football, George Pickens embarrasses himself, deadspin sued out of existence, Pat Fischer dies, Luis Tiant passes, more on Pete Rose and the HoF, Hawks rookie Risacher looks great in debut, more on Dikembe Mutombo, Lebron already bitching, sad news about Travis Kelce, Joe Ferguson, Sonny Sixkiller, Dean Smith, Rube Marquard, Walter O'Malley, Joe Pepitone's hair dryer, Brian Downing, Mike Singletary, Trevor Matich, Annika Sorenstam, Kenny Anderson of GaTech not the Bengals, Christy Mathewson, Ty Cobb ekes out batting title as Browns and Nap Lajoie try to cheat, Black Sox, Joe "Ducky" Medwick hit by flying fruit, Sparky Anderson, Bob Moose, NBC's Game of the Week bites the dust, Jeffrey Maier should have been sent to juvie, Pete's Tweets, and quotes from Ted Turner and a reading of a bit of 'Casey at the Bat'

Braves vs Mets in huge series, Phillies win NL East after laying down to Mets, Braves phenom, A's say goodbye to Oakland, Charlie Blackmon retiring with great quote, Falcons robbed by refs in Chiefs game, Kirk Cousins ties Dan Marino!? OL injuries, Wellness check on Travis Kelce, MNF, Commanders finally have their QB, Burrow 0-3, Josh Allen and Bills spank Trevor Lawrence and Jags, Christian McCaffrey's German doctor, Mercury Morris tribute, Bryce Young's career obit, Taylor Heinicke resurfaces, Dak Prescott no P.R. genius, Tom Brady's 5000th story about 28 to 3, Bulldogs vs Crimson Tide tweets, Hugh Freeze's totally horrible bad week as former QB calls him out, can you say Bobby Petrino Tigers fans? Pac 12 begs for teams, Pete Poll, Sooners need to stop dissing Vols, Mack Brown's embarrassing Saturday, Eli Gold, Army-Navy glory days, Sleepy Hollow High Headless Horsemen, C.J. Abrams gambling problem? White Sox worst ever, Huascar Ynoa sighting, Rocky Marciano, Lottie Dod, Jim McKay, John Mackey, Mean Joe Greene, Terry Metcalf and the old St. Louis Cardinals, Eddie George, Mike Webster, Babe Ruth's last game in pinstripes, Jimmie Foxx 500th, Ted Lyons joins Marines, Demorest's Johnny Mize has his day, last at-bat in Ebbets Field, Gil Hodges heart attack in Atlanta, Al Kaline 3000th, Dale Murphy exclusive club, Pedro "Who's your daddy?" Martinez, plus Pete's Tweets and quotes from Phils manager Eddie Sawyer and "North Dallas Forty" author Peter Gent 

Huge upset win for Falcons! Kirk Cousins channels Tom Brady, Bill Belichick uses Manning Cast to attack Arthur Blank, Bijan's big game, Braves split with Dodgers, Ozzie Albies update, The Panda now a pitcher?! Joe Castiglione retiring, Panthers bench Bryce Young (told you so), comparison with bust JaMarcus Russell, ESPN's Peter Burns nearly chokes to death, Ga Gov Brian Kemp orders NCAA out of football, President Trump to attend UGA-Bama game, Packers center barfs on ball, Pete Poll is out! A.P. puts Texas over Georgia, Georgia Tech, Bulldogs driving records, interim coach Billy Napier, Purdue student gets justice, whooping cough cancels game what's next beri beri? FSU despairs, Quinn Ewers suffers same Dr. Pepper Fansville curse as Caleb Williams, Arch Manning's moment, Adam Schefter doesn't know who Archie Manning is, QBs Carson Beck and Ewers intentionally tanking so not to be drafted by Carolina, Vols anger karma, GSU beats SEC team, new low for Miss State, Ole Miss record-making defense, Cal students are dicks, Shady Sanders refuses to shake hand, Adidas ending Trae Young's sneaker, NFL born, Rocky Marciano vs Lawrenceville's Ezzard Charles, wine enthusiast Fran Tarkenton, George Blanda, Orlando Cepeda, Jimmie Johnson, Patrick Mahomes, Vitas Gerulaitis, Larry Wilson, Phillies caught cheating in 1900, Charlie Finley buys The Beatles, oldest major leaguer ever, Braves pitching staff, Jack Buck brings baseball back from 9/11, plus Pete's Tweets and quotes from Peter Gent of 'North Dallas Forty' and Lefty Phillips! 

9/11 anniversary, Braves Lopez injury, the letter 'Y' is indeed a vowel, Clemson O-lineman delusional about UGA, Auburn QB takes on gamblers, mocking the Falcons, my rant on the Falcons, deep dive on Kirk Cousins stats, ManningCast flopping and why, Dolphins liar Tyreek Hill just can't shut up, Ravens mad at Chiefs doc, Reggie Bush screams at burglar, Shannon Sharpe sex tape leaked, crazy deadly snake owner gets bit, how to injure yourself taking off a shirt, Florence Chadwick swims the Channel, Pistorius murders his gf, Bear Bryant bday, Tom Landry, Franz Beckenbauer, Don Slaught, Ed Reed, Johnny Unitas, Chris Schenkel, Mick Tingelhoff, Braves no-hitter, Ty Cobb vs Babe Ruth, Pete Rose vs Eric Show, a bunch of Malarkey, Eddie Collins, Eddie Plank, Denny Lemaster and son, Nolan Ryan, Pat "Bulldog" Jarvis, Tom Seaver, Brian McCann gets his hackles up, Ed Kranepool obit, Hugh Freeze joke, plus Pete's Tweets and baseball quotes from Ralph Kiner and Jay Leno!

Apalachee High School shooting, Braves stay ahead of Mets, Whit Merrifield mad about beanballs, 1st Pete Poll of the CFB season! best display of CFB pettiness so far this year, Falcons vs Steelers, Kirk Cousins WANTS to be hit, 49ers WR shooting, Belichick joins Instagram?! Penny Hardaway in hot water, Skip Bayless is baaaack, Ludacris Night, White Sox setting new lows of suckitude, boxers punch each other out, Bobby Jones, A.J. Foyt, anniversary of Israeli athletes kidnapped and murdered at Munich Olympics, John McEnroe fined, Pete Sampras, Ivan Lendl, Jerry Rice beats Jim Brown, Ky Derby, East Lake Golf Club, Nap Lajoie, Bill Mazeroski statue, Tony Martin, Heywood Hale Broun, Babe Ruth's first homer, Walter Johnson beats Cy Young, Hank Aaron breaks ankle, Joe Morgan, Bill "Spaceman" Lee, "Hate the Yankees Hanky Night" in Cleveland, Cal Ripken Jr ties Lou Gehrig, 1st ever mention of baseball in 1791, Bob Sheppard, plus Pete's Tweets and Baseball quotes from Steve Mura and Alistair Cooke?!

Part Deux after Part One interrupted, Huge day in Braves history including the Great Padres Brawl of '84 with a shirtless Ed Whitson instigated by crazy Pascual Perez, plus Bobby Cox makes Greg Maddux end his record, plus a tribute to Skip Caray, plus trade for John Smoltz, plus end of Pete's Tweets including final Olympic medal count won by the good ole USA, also Babe Ruth line, Stan Musial retirement, Mickey Mantle & Whitey Ford HOF inductions, Blue Jays get name, Mark "The Bird" Fidrych's goodbye, Harmon Killebrew, Luis Aparicio, Don Drysdale, Pee Wee Reese, Rodney McCray runs through the outfield fence, fan catches two home run balls from same player in same game, and the SF Giants honor Robin Williams, plus a baseball quote from author John Cheever 

In 2 parts because of power surge, Braves spiral reminds me of Roadrunner cartoon, Red Sox player's foul balls and foul gerund, Falcons 1st loss under Raheem Morris regime plus more injuries, Bulldogs land big recruit, Stetson Bennett IV's big night out, Hogs RB blames agent for leaving FSU, Deion nuts up, Paris Pagan Games closes with Tom Cruise dropping off stadium roof, ESPN sugarcoating satanic Opening Ceremonies, USA wins medal count, Lebron acts the ass, Steph Curry's family jostled by gendarmes, McDonald's in France?! Man-thing boxers beating up women for gold, Romanian gymnast epitome of Olympic spirit, Britney Griner grows up, awful Aussie breakdancing, This Day in Sports History, and a couple Pete's Tweets before the power blinked.  Part Deux coming next

Braves hurtful to watch, Soler's pinball play in right, bad balls & strikes, Snitker ejected, Bristol Motor Speedway to host Braves & Reds, White Sox finally win, Falcons WR injury, Browns to move to the burbs in a domed stadium? Caleb Williams carries your grandma's purse, Saints owner is a Saint, Spencer Rattler riles up LSU fans, Cris "Crybaby" Carter talking tough, Longhorns RB major injury, Harbaugh slapped on wrist, Olympics cocaine, women proposing to men? Lebron makes an arse of himself, Irish real woman boxer wins, IOC is Orwellian, green wackos attack Messi, yachts, swimming the English Channel & no that's not an illegal immigrant story, Dream Team, Jerry Tarkanian, Frank Howard, Jose Cruz, Ken Dryden, rock climbing, Federer, Alan Ameche, Gene Mauch, Bobby Bowden, Iron Joe McGinnity, Les Brown, Joe DiMaggio, Casey Stengel, Pete Rose, lesbian Dodgers fans kissing, John Smoltz, Mark DeRosa, This Day in Sports History, plus quotes from Jimmy Breslin, Harry Caray, and Jay Leno!